I think I finally have a hand worth posting in here, online poker is clearly dead:

NL200 6max
I am in the CO ($350) with [3h], one limper ($120), I raise to $9, Button ($100) calls, limper calls.

Flop [3s][2d]
Check, I bet 2/3 pot, Button calls, EP minraises, I flat call, Button calls.

Turn
Donk shoves his remaining $50 or so in the pot, I call, button calls (all in)

EP limper shows [Jc]
Button shows [6s]

Not the largest pot in the world, but certainly the most donk-like I have seen to date.

Okay this one really is worthy of posting in this thread:

600 dollar table.

I open in the SB to 19 with [Qs], BB calls

Flop (38)
I bet 35 he calls


Turn (108)
I bet 75 he calls

River (258)
I bet 190 he calls.

He tables .

I didn't put him on that!

Over agro in that he's raising nearly half of his hands...but they're usually min raises or 3x raises...and then c/f a lot of flops...if people check behind, he often would fire turn and/or river and take a lot of them down...

On the $600 tables there is this huge donk sitting with a huge stack. It used to be 3000, but since he called two all ins from normal stacks with e.g., A7o he is now down to 1800.
He is having stats like 67/38/4 and is overbetting the pot 2-3 times every now and then. And when there are a few limpers to him he reraises big. Hence my preflop play.

I get in the CO with a 900 stack, and limps.
Donk reraises to 45. I checkraise to 155. He of course calls.

Flop is (310-ish)
I bet 210, he calls

Turn is (730)
I push my last 520, and he calls


River is and I start complaining until I see that he actually had [7d], and I scope the 1790 pot.

There are donks at the 3/6......

Edit since ED is so observant

Two s in that hand?
Awesome win anyway.

Gotta love donks who shove into the nuts for 150BB

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $333.70
Button: $57
SB: $200
BB: $469.63

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: ($15, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14, BB calls.

Turn: ($43, 2 players)
BB is all-in $448.63, Hero calls all-in $312.7.
Uncalled bets: $135.93 returned to BB.

River: ($668.4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $668.4)


Results:
Final pot: $668.4
BB shows Kc 7c
Hero shows Qc Jc