Last night after work, I 2-tabled (1 NL and 1 0.50/1 Limit table--you know, to clear the bonus... ).

At the limit table were two of the funniest stooges I've ever seen in my year of online poker:

Nitwit #1 has (by the end) reloaded his $20 buy-in 4 times, has a VP$IP of 86%, a PFR of 0%, and an aggression factor of 0.36. Heh.

Nitwit #2 reloaded his $30 twice. His VP$IP was 64%, and his PFR was 3%. Aggression was a little better, at 0.57.

This data was after 75 hands on each.

I doubled up my $40 buy-in in about an hour and a half. Funny thing is that Nitwit #2 rivered baby flushes twice to beat my sets in this time-span, and I still blasted him. He called my raises with 62s, rivered a baby-flush, with J9o, and rivered his baby-flush to the 9. I should post their screennames so everybody else that plays on those lovely little limits can clean up...

I had never seen two players so bad in the same place at one time. It was actually painful to watch. I wanted to go to their houses and shoulder them, just to save them a little cash...