This jackass was 26/11/1.25

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG calls, UTG+1 raises, 4 folds, Hero 3-bets, 2 folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (10.40 SB) , , (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (6.70 BB) (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls.

River: (10.70 BB) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.70 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Ad Qh (straight, ace high).
Hero has Kh Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 12.70 BB.

I could've raised the river to represent the flush, but this guy wasn't laying it down either way. I hate donkeys.

Wasn't involved in this one, but here again, the donks rule the day.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 raises, 5 folds, SB calls, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (8 SB) , , (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 bets, SB folds, BB calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: (5 BB) (2 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets, BB calls.

River: (7 BB) (2 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 5c 6s (flush, jack high).
UTG+2 has Qd Qh (one pair, queens).
Outcome: BB wins 7 BB.

Keep in mind that according to my DB's, the donk from the first post (Twice in 3 hands) is 19/9/2.17 over 587 hands. The second donk (sucking out the straight) is 24/7/2.11 over 68 hands, and this donk was 18/12/2.39 over 668 hands.

How do you explain it? Solid players morphing into donks? Is the moon full?

What is godawful amazing about it is that despite these ridiculous beats, over 117 hands last night, I ended up only -$2.

I bought in for $200, was down to $36, then built it back up to $176, then the one douchebag decides he's done. I type, "Awww, come on and play...or are you afraid your luck's run out?" He responds sarcastically with "No, you're too good, but I'll play you heads up..."

This after he was telling the table after he just continually sucked out that he was writing a book called "How to Hit Your 2-Outer on the River."

What a dickhead. I offered him a $100 HU match and he left the room. And I don't even PLAY heads-up...