Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
UTG calls, 1 fold, MP1 raises, 2 folds, Hero calls, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (10 SB) , , (5 players)
SB bets, BB folds, UTG raises, MP1 calls, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, UTG caps, MP1 calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (11.50 BB) (3 players)
UTG bets, MP1 calls, Hero calls.

River: (14.50 BB) (3 players)
UTG bets, MP1 calls, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, MP1 folds, Hero caps, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 23.50 BB

Results in white below:
UTG has 6d 4d (straight flush, six high).
Hero has 5h 5c (four of a kind, fives).
Outcome: UTG wins 23.50 BB.

And you know what? There's no bad beat jackpot for it! I have to lose with quads 8s or better and it has to be at the 2/4 or above tables.

Only two ways I could have possibly lost this hand.. and here's one of them! You need exactly 64s or A4s. Only two possible combinations of cards beat me.

I know everyone is tired of the bad beat threads... but this hand was extra ridiculous for numerous reasons. I cannot believe how much shit variance I've been getting the past few days:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
4 folds, MP3 raises, CO calls, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (16 SB) , , (4 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, MP3 3-bets, CO calls, Hero caps, BB calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (16 BB) (4 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, MP3 raises, CO calls $1.64 (All-In), Hero 3-bets, BB calls, MP3 caps, Hero calls, BB calls.

River: (29.64 BB) (4 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets, BB calls, MP3 raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, MP3 caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 38.64 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Qh (three of a kind, queens).
MP3 has Kh Kc (three of a kind, kings).
CO has Ah 4h (straight, five high).
Outcome: CO wins 22.56 BB. MP3 wins 16.08 BB.

So... out of the whopping THREE hands that could beat me, two are here. KK and A4. Someone might have folded 64 earlier on!

In retrospect, I should have stopped raising after I was re-raised on the turn. But I was still somewhat drunk and that's my excuse!