they will flop AT LEAST A FCKING DRAW AGAINST ME AND HIT

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Profiles and Stacks:
UTG ($211.39) 44.0/4.0/0.7 (50)
CO ($121.54) 80.0/18.2/2.2 (55)
BTN ($98.00) 18.4/11.4/4.3 (272)
SB ($171.28) 28.3/18.4/3.2 (2164)
Hero ($143.64) 21.7/13.0/3.5 (46)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is BB [Kh]
1 fold, CO raises to $21, 2 folds, Hero raises to $66, CO calls $45
35.60% (EV = -$18.83)
64.40% (EV = $19.33)

Flop: [Jc][Kd] ($132.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $77.64, CO calls $55.54
31.50% (EV = $28.15)
68.50% (EV = $104.35)

Turn: ($265.68, 2 players)
84.10% (EV = $223.44)
15.90% (EV = $42.24)

River: ($265.68, 2 players)
100.00% (EV = $265.68)
0.00% (EV = $0.00)

Final Pot: $265.68
CO shows: [2d]
Hero shows: [Kh]

CO wins $239.58 ( won $118.04 )
Hero wins $22.1 ( lost -$121.54 )

wow.....

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Profiles and Stacks:
UTG ($97.30) 23.8/15.9/2.4 (4178)
UTG+1 ($97.49) 50.6/13.5/2.9 (362)
CO ($132.72) 0.0/0.0/0.0 ()
BTN ($98.50) 18.9/9.8/2.7 (1478)
Hero ($303.66) 22.1/15.1/2.3 (457)
BB ($29.53) 36.8/15.9/1.9 (239)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 6 players) Hero is SB [Js]
UTG raises to $4, 1 fold, CO calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $17, 1 fold, UTG calls $13, CO folds

Flop: [4c][Td] ($39, 2 players)
Hero bets $33, UTG goes all-in $80.3, Hero calls $47.3

Turn: ($199.6, 2 players)

River: ($199.6, 2 players)

Final Pot: $199.6
Hero shows: [Js]
UTG shows: [Qs]

UTG wins $195.6 ( won +$98.3 )
CO lost -$4.00
Hero lost -$97.30

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Profiles and Stacks:
UTG ($71.30) 67.0/29.6/1.6 (179)
UTG+1 ($58.80) 30.2/8.2/2.2 (268)
Hero ($147.01) 22.1/15.1/2.3 (457)
BTN ($107.01) 16.8/10.6/4.6 (549)
SB ($368.54) 45.8/2.8/0.8 (142)
BB ($99.00) 50.6/13.5/2.9 (362)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 6 players) Hero is CO [Kh]
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 3 folds, UTG calls $7

Flop: [7s][Qc] ($21.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $18, UTG goes all-in $61.3, Hero calls $43.3

Turn: ($144.1, 2 players)

River: ($144.1, 2 players)

Final Pot: $144.1
UTG shows: [Qs]
Hero shows: [Kh]

UTG wins $140.1 ( won +$68.8 )
Hero lost -$71.30

waaaaay too standard...

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Profiles and Stacks:
UTG ($93.40) 24.6/9.8/2.5 (61)
CO ($104.68) 23.8/14.7/2.8 (681)
BTN ($173.06) 31.0/21.1/1.6 (142)
SB ($455.21) 59.9/4.8/1.3 (147)
Hero ($133.39) 26.2/20.0/8.5 (80)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is BB [Qs]
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, BTN raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, UTG folds, BTN calls $14

Flop: [8s][As] ($41.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $28, Hero calls $28

Turn: ($97.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $45, Hero goes all-in $85.39, BTN calls $40.39

River: ($268.28, 2 players)

Final Pot: $268.28
BTN shows: [8c]
Hero shows: [Qs]

BTN wins $264.28 ( won +$130.89 )
UTG lost -$1.00
Hero lost -$133.39


2 hands later

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Profiles and Stacks:
Hero ($100.00) 26.2/20.0/8.5 (80)
UTG+1 ($90.90) 24.6/9.8/2.5 (61)
CO ($104.68) 23.8/14.7/2.8 (681)
BTN ($332.98) 31.0/21.1/1.6 (142)
SB ($428.09) 59.9/4.8/1.3 (147)
BB ($100.00) 13.6/13.6/2.7 (44)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 6 players) Hero is UTG [As]
Hero raises to $5, UTG+1 calls $5, 1 fold, BTN calls $5, 2 folds

Flop: [6s][6c] ($16.5, 3 players)
Hero bets $15, UTG+1 goes all-in $85.9, 1 fold, Hero calls $70.9

Turn: ($188.3, 2 players)

River: ($188.3, 2 players)

Final Pot: $188.3
UTG+1 shows: [6d]
Hero shows: [As]

UTG+1 wins $184.3 ( won +$93.4 )
BTN lost -$5.00
Hero lost -$90.90


playing against their range, right?

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Profiles and Stacks:
UTG ($123.51) 55.4/24.3/1.4 (74)
UTG+1 ($94.50) 18.0/14.2/3.9 (1144)
CO ($98.80) 26.1/8.5/1.4 (399)
Hero ($116.01) 20.1/16.2/4.2 (154)
SB ($22.40) 44.1/12.2/1.6 (238)
BB ($101.17) 27.2/16.2/1.6 (869)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 6 players) Hero is BTN [Jh]
UTG calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, UTG calls $4

Flop: [Qc][4d] ($11.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8

Turn: ($27.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $21, UTG calls $21

River: ($69.5, 2 players)
UTG goes all-in $89.51, Hero goes all-in $82.01

Final Pot: $241.02
UTG shows: [Kd]
Hero shows: [Jh]

UTG wins $237.02 ( won +$113.51 )
Hero lost -$116.01