Adam the expert, world's MOST annoying player

[AdamtheExpert]

Ok, I want to warn my fans: please do NOT play at any table where I play. Especially in B&M casinos!! Oh man, I don't want to offend anyone that I like, and who likes me.

But, the fact is this: I am more offensive, than the next TEN obnoxious players put together. And that's no boast!! It's just the fact. ATE would send Laak, Helmuth, Matusow home crying with their tails between their legs!!

Now, I didn't set out to do this; it's just part of being mentally ill. I have irratating songs, sound effects, body motions, yells et cerera. And, the material is often scripted, and well thought out.

Now, it can also be VERY FUNNY (except when you are losing big time) but still, I am requesting that if you like ATE, do NOT play in my games.

I will OFFEND you, I will drive you crazy.

I live for the day, when I can be at the same table, as any of the AMATURE irratators, that are mentioned in this vote.

[Danhdan]

I sing 60's and 70's songs while I play...the dealers don't like it when I grab seat 10 because it's me all day!
Have to do something between all that folding, and sometimes the players are too uninteresting to talk to no matter how hard I try.

[iceman5]

Adam, I watched you play PL Omaha Hi/Low at Party. I have to admit that you annoyed the hell out of me and I wasnt even playing, so Im sure you are telling the truth.

On the other hand, you were kicking ass and taking names also.