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Postby PkrKat » Sat May 10, 2008 5:34 pm

It took me 12 times to pass law
Mostly usless time and a bore
My Gift is my writings and joo homo sightings
Only days till they show me the door.
"they tell me you rarely speak in person..I told them that seemed impossible given how funny you are online"
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Postby ToastedMoses » Sat May 10, 2008 5:52 pm

"I saw this wino eating grapes, its like dude.... you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg
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Postby Spank_her_Pair » Sat May 10, 2008 6:11 pm

[5c] [7c]
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Postby Spank_her_Pair » Sat May 10, 2008 6:41 pm

KennyG is a queer.
he doesn't even like beer.
for a Captain and coke,
a cock he will smoke.
the load shall disappear.
[5c] [7c]
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Postby ToastedMoses » Sat May 10, 2008 6:55 pm

"I saw this wino eating grapes, its like dude.... you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg
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Postby Beavis68 » Sat May 10, 2008 8:17 pm

:)
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Postby BadBeatMan » Sun May 11, 2008 9:10 am

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Postby Beavis68 » Sun May 11, 2008 9:43 am

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Postby ToastedMoses » Sun May 11, 2008 4:15 pm

"I saw this wino eating grapes, its like dude.... you have to wait." - Mitch Hedberg
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Postby Xaston » Sun May 11, 2008 4:27 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby MecosKing » Sun May 11, 2008 4:51 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby MecosKing » Sun May 11, 2008 6:20 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby PkrKat » Sun May 11, 2008 7:14 pm

There once was a bad beat man
Who wrote like he wanted a ban
Pushing his luck like a retarded fuck
Writing bad prose cause he can
"they tell me you rarely speak in person..I told them that seemed impossible given how funny you are online"
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