******* piece of ******* goat eating **** hummping panty wasting ****. I am going to **** **** every ******* ****** player of this **** **** game.

Hand 3
Game #1676064403: Omaha H/L PL ($0.50/$1) - 2006/02/25 - 13:59:45 (ET)
Table "Hambur" Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Natanel ($145.88 in chips)
Seat 2: TurtlSoup ($189.12 in chips)
Seat 3: lee h ($103 in chips)
Seat 4: Gwindor ($80.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Love ($20 in chips)
Seat 6: FlintoAce ($75.50 in chips)
Seat 7: potbet ($190.22 in chips)
Seat 8: Brummieg ($38.15 in chips)
Seat 9: Keyshawn ($16 in chips)
Seat 10: Metric ($81.81 in chips)
Gwindor: posts small blind $0.50
Love: posts big blind $1
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to TurtlSoup
FlintoAce: folds
potbet: folds
Brummieg: folds
Keyshawn: folds
Metric: folds
Natanel: raises to $3.50
TurtlSoup: calls $3.50
lee h: calls $3.50
Gwindor: folds
Love: folds

----- FLOP -----
Natanel: bets $12
TurtlSoup: raises to $48
lee h: folds
Natanel: calls $36

----- TURN -----
Natanel: checks
TurtlSoup: bets $108
Natanel: is all-in $94.38
Returned uncalled bets $13.62 to TurtlSoup

----- RIVER -----
----- SHOW DOWN -----
TurtlSoup: shows (A Pair of Nines, Ace high)
Natanel: shows (Two Pairs, Jacks and Eights, Nine high)
TurtlSoup collects $146.88 from Main pot
Natanel collects $146.88 from Main pot

----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $296.76 Main pot $293.76 Rake $3
Board [8h Js 5h 4d 9s]
Seat 1: Natanel showed and won ($146.88) with HI: Two Pairs, Jacks and Eights, Nine high
Seat 2: TurtlSoup showed and won ($146.88) with LO: 8,5,4,2,A
Seat 3: lee h (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Gwindor (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Love (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: FlintoAce folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: potbet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Brummieg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Keyshawn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Metric folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****


Hand 4
Game #1676064433: Omaha H/L PL ($0.50/$1) - 2006/02/25 - 14:04:09 (ET)
Table "Hambur" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: Natanel ($142.88 in chips)
Seat 2: TurtlSoup ($190.12 in chips)
Seat 3: lee h ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Gwindor ($80.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Love ($39.25 in chips)
Seat 6: FlintoAce ($73.50 in chips)
Seat 7: potbet ($188.22 in chips)
Seat 9: Keyshawn sits out
Seat 10: Metric ($81.81 in chips)
potbet: posts small blind $0.50
Metric: posts big blind $1

----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to TurtlSoup
Natanel: raises to $3.50
TurtlSoup: calls $3.50
lee h: folds
Keyshawn sits back
Gwindor: folds
Love: folds
FlintoAce: calls $3.50
potbet: calls $3
Metric: folds

----- FLOP -----
potbet: checks
Natanel: bets $15
TurtlSoup: raises to $60
FlintoAce: folds
potbet: folds
Natanel: calls $45

----- TURN -----
Natanel: bets $79.38 and is all-in
TurtlSoup: calls $79.38

----- RIVER -----

----- SHOW DOWN -----
Natanel: shows (Two Pairs, Tens and Sixes, Queen high)
TurtlSoup: shows (A Pair of Queens, Ace high)
Natanel collects $72.69 from Main pot
TurtlSoup collects $72.69 from Main pot
Natanel collects $145.38 from Main pot

----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $293.76 Main pot $290.76 Rake $3
Board [6c 8d Qh 3h Tc]
Seat 1: Natanel showed and won ($218.07) with HI: Two Pairs, Tens and Sixes, Queen high; LO: 8,6,3,2,A
Seat 2: TurtlSoup showed [Ac 2c Js Qc] and won ($72.69) with LO: 8,6,3,2,A
Seat 3: lee h folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gwindor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Love folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: FlintoAce (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: potbet (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 10: Metric (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****

Hand 5
Game #1675434183: Omaha H/L PL ($0.50/$1) - 2006/02/25 - 12:54:05 (ET)
Table "Hambur" Seat 1 is the button.
Seat 1: Natanel ($86.51 in chips)
Seat 3: S27ssn ($107.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Gwindor ($94.14 in chips)
Seat 9: TurtlSoup ($100 in chips)
Seat 10: Metric ($109.31 in chips)
S27ssn: posts small blind $0.50
Gwindor: posts big blind $1

----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to TurtlSoup
TurtlSoup: calls $1
Metric: raises to $4.50
Natanel: calls $4.50
S27ssn: folds
Gwindor: folds
TurtlSoup: calls $3.50

----- FLOP -----
TurtlSoup: checks
Metric: checks
Natanel: bets $15
TurtlSoup: calls $15
Metric: folds

----- TURN -----
TurtlSoup: checks
Natanel: checks

----- RIVER -----
TurtlSoup: bets $45
Natanel: calls $45

----- SHOW DOWN -----
TurtlSoup: shows (A Pair of Sevens, Ace high)
Natanel: shows (Two Pairs, Queens and Twos, Ten high)
TurtlSoup collects $66 from Main pot
Natanel collects $66 from Main pot

----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $135 Main pot $132 Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: Natanel (button) showed and won ($66) with HI: Two Pairs, Queens and Twos, Ten high
Seat 3: S27ssn (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gwindor (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TurtlSoup showed and won ($66) with LO: 7,4,3,2,A
Seat 10: Metric folded on the Flop
****HAND ENDS****

What the hell did this guy do to become this god damn lucky?

<bitching>
I am going to post this for my sanity then I am going to stop complaining.

Hand 1
Pot: 258.44
My Equity: 93%
Won: 0
Owed: 240.34

Hand 2
Pot: 248.5
My Equity: 65%
Won: 0
Owed: 161.52

Hand 3
Pot: 293.8
My Equity: 67%
Won: 146.5
Owed: 50.5

Hand 4
Pot: 290.76
My equity: 70%
Won: 72.69
Owed: 130.84

Hand 5
Pot: 135
My equity: 70%
Won: 67.5
Owed: 27

Overall
I am owed: 608
Natanel owed me: 367
</bitching>

Besides the ass raping that happened I am happy with the way I played. I didn't tilt, I didn't change my game (I didn't play looser or tighter, and I continued to shove my money in as a favorite), and I only lost $230. Considering the uglyness of the day I am happy with the result.

The bad news is that I don't think I am going to reach my 1K for this month. I am $270 away and I only have 5 days left. That goal looked much more attainable this morning.

tough beats.

i love the stupid call by A234 in hand two. why Natanel even saw a flop is beyond me. the fact that he had no problems calling off his stack to six outs twice is even more amazing.

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=1551208
pokenum -o8 ad as 3s 6d - 2c 4d ah 3c - 8c kc 9s 5h -- td 7d qh
Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 666 enumerated boards containing Td 7d Qh
cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
As 3s Ad 6d 381 470 196 0 0 90 36 0.652
3c 2c 4d Ah 9 15 651 0 101 0 36 0.104
9s Kc 8c 5h 144 181 485 0 0 56 0 0.244

grrr... i wish i didn't have to pack (moving next week).



just curious... how many one-outers have you dished out this year?

I took heart from Kusos comment and decided to play a little more. I am just never playing AA3 again. I have lost over $300 with it today alone.

Game #1679474883: Omaha H/L PL ($0.50/$1) - 2006/02/25 - 18:45:53 (ET)
Table "Gulfport" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: branko ($86.50 in chips)
Seat 3: TurtlSoup ($104.25 in chips)
Seat 4: IanR ($63.74 in chips)
Seat 6: jester ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 9: Love ($7.50 in chips)
jester: posts small blind $0.50
Love: posts big blind $1

----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to TurtlSoup
branko: raises to $3.50
TurtlSoup: raises to $12
IanR: folds
jester: folds
Love: folds
branko: calls $8.50

----- FLOP -----
branko: bets $25.50
TurtlSoup: raises to $92.25 and is all-in
branko: is all-in $49
Returned uncalled bets $17.75 to TurtlSoup

----- TURN -----
----- RIVER ----- [9h

----- SHOW DOWN -----
TurtlSoup: shows [Ah 3h Ac 5d] (Two Pairs, Aces and Nines, King high)
branko: shows [2c Qh 2s Ad] (A Full House, Twos full of Nines)
branko collects $171.50 from Main pot

----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $174.50 Main pot $171.50 Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: branko showed [2c Qh 2s Ad] and won ($171.50) with HI: A Full House, Twos full of Nines
Seat 3: TurtlSoup showed [Ah 3h Ac 5d] and lost
Seat 4: IanR (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jester (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Love (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
****HAND ENDS****

I am rich with sklansky bucks today!

Looking back at the last session I should have gotten up much sooner then I did. I made another play that lost me $60 that, at the time I knew it was bad, but looking back on it it was just plain horrible. So the grand total is $315 down, $225 from bad beats, and $90 from tilt. The thing that really sucks is if I win any of the hands that I lost (96% favorite, 65%, favorite, and the 54% favorite) I would be even for the day. If I win 2 of those hands, which I will more often then not, I would have had a monster day and would have been way past the 1K barrier.

Oh well I guess that is poker. I should forget the suckouts and work on the part of the game that I can control, tilting away that $90.

I remember what is was like to play poker and I vaguely recall that I liked it. Unfortunately I only have had time to play 1, 1 hour session since the beginning of this month.

As such here are my goals for this month
Hours: 30
$ / hr: 20
W/L: 600
Bonuses: 250
PLO8: 300
PLO: 50

A an interesting note. I made the same amount for the last two months (a little under 700) but in Jan, I was at +250 going into the last 5 days of the month and in Feb I was at +950 going into the last 5 days of the month.

My goal of 10K over the year still seems attainable, though I am going to have to pick it up. I need to average a little over 800/mo and having 3 $600-$700 months isn’t going to help that.