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Postby johnnie_naked » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:30 am

So yadda yadda yadda my fucking berrrand new laptop exploded so I was out for a couple days and thought I was going to go insane with boredom.

Luckily I have a friend who works for IBM who not only is fixing it up for free but lent me a high powered IBM laptop to use while hes fixing it. If any of you ever met this guy you would think he is a total nerdburger deluxe but he sure is a great friend. He lent me 4K a while ago, without even a flicker of an eyelid.

Literally got 100% on my logic midterm so nh me i guess.

Also, ran bereak fucking even at NL50 for the past 3 days. Must have put in at least 12K hands with NOTHING to show for it. I was down 4 BI at one point but ground my way back up and ran half decent for 3K hands to get 2 +2BI.

Then I crushed some noobs at HU tonight for 4BI more. 8-)







CURRENT BR: $1334.85

COUNTDOWN TO NL100: $665.15
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Postby NorthView » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:07 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby Proplayer44 » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:03 am

Congrats Johhy. I've got BR of $1400 and I'm planning to move up soon. I figure I might as well take a few coaching lessons first. What sites you play on?
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Postby chuckwhoolery » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:40 pm

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Postby black_knight6 » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:37 pm

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Postby DoctorHandles » Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:33 pm

Congrats on the win.

I would really, really, really recommend not moving up to NL$100 when you reach 2k and waiting for like 3k.
The better player should win the race. Always.
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Postby MBuckler » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:11 pm

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Postby RedBarracuda » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:45 am

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby johnnie_naked » Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:54 pm

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Postby black_knight6 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:30 pm

That's poker...
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Postby johnnie_naked » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:11 am

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Postby johnnie_naked » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:06 am

Q8 NH SIR. SRSLY the 5th pot ive lost with aces while getting it in ahead.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($48.50)
UTG+1 ($195.79)
CO ($43.50)
Hero ($49.75)
SB ($67.63)
BB ($27.40)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BTN [As][Ac]
UTG raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.5, SB calls $5.25, 1 fold, UTG calls $3.5

Flop: [Jd][7s][Qc] ($17, 3 players)
SB bets $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $13.5, SB calls $10.5

Turn: [9c] ($44, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero goes all-in $30.75, SB calls $30.75

River: [Td] ($105.5, 2 players)

Final Pot: $105.50
Hero shows: [As][Ac]
SB shows: [8c][Qd]

SB wins $102 ( won +$52.25 )
Hero lost -$49.75
UTG lost -$5.50
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Postby SebQtaneus » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:15 am

Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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Postby tommyhawk » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:09 pm

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Postby johnnie_naked » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:27 pm

Just a quick update.

My computer fizzled out the other day. So all my PT stats, essays and porn is all gone. The laptop is only 6 months old so I dunno wtf. Lucky it's on warranty. I got it sent out but of course it goes ground so Im thinking 1 week there, 1 week back and at least 1 week in between.

So as a result of not being able to play poker for the next 2 weeks (at least), I cashed out my bankroll. I suppose one option is to just go to my school and play 'no download' p-oker but fuck I tried it and I was crippled by the table images, which are unchangable it seems.I get ~$400 in rakeback in mid april so I will just restart at 25NL and go from there. Maybe I can get one of the nice reload bonuses. If thats the case I may deposit when I get my computer again. I figure I need to put more hands in at NL25 anyway. Even though I beat the game for 17bb/100 I dont think it would hurt to move down and up again. I ran so bad at NL50 that I was going to move down anyway.

Aside from that, I won a 90 man tourney at one of the locals here for $1100. The players are just so god awful. To think I used to be intimidated going into a live game. Now, aside from the guys who call $250 AIPF with AQs (I had AK) and hit two pair on the flop, going into the casino here is like making a simple withdrawal from the bank machine.


Anyways, I'll be back soon enough.


CASHED OUT PROFITS: $818
RAKEBACK IN 2 weeks: ~$400
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