thought I should add a little more fuel to the fire:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG+1 (t4560)
MP1 (t3095)
MP2 (t1530)
MP3 (t3970)
CO (t2265)
Hero (t1975)
SB (t2970)
BB (t2640)
UTG (t4190)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG raises to t90, 1 fold, MP1 calls t90, MP2 calls t90, 2 folds, Hero raises to t390, SB calls t375, 1 fold, UTG raises to t4190, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, Hero calls t1585 (All-In), SB folds.

Flop: (t6765) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t6765) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6765) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t6765

Results in white below:
UTG has Qh Qc (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Kh Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t6765.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP1 (t3218)
MP2 (t4730)
MP3 (t5720)
CO (t5140)
Hero (t2225)
SB (t9490)
BB (t2593)
UTG (t5311)
UTG+1 (t4530)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t600, 4 folds, Hero raises to t2200, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls t1600.

Flop: (t4575) , , (2 players)

Turn: (t4575) (2 players)

River: (t4575) (2 players)

Final Pot: t4575

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 6d 6s (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero has Qs Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t4575.

Dood you gotta stop playing against H2T.

Donkaments much like school make me wanna

A couple more just for shits and giggles. Keep in mind that these are all from just today:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

CO (t1570)
Hero (t1400)
SB (t1460)
BB (t1460)
UTG (t1320)
UTG+1 (t1760)
MP1 (t1680)
MP2 (t1510)
MP3 (t1250)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
3 folds, MP2 raises to t80, 2 folds, Hero raises to t200, 2 folds, MP2 calls t120.

Flop: (t430) , , (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t500, MP2 calls t500.

Turn: (t1430) (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t700 (All-In), MP2 calls t700.

River: (t2830) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2830

Results in white below:
MP2 has Jh As (straight, jack high).
Hero has Ah Ac (straight, ten high).
Outcome: MP2 wins t2830.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG (t4960)
UTG+1 (t3420)
MP1 (t4930)
MP2 (t1650)
MP3 (t1800)
CO (t2955)
Button (t2960)
Hero (t2985)
BB (t1340)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG calls t20, 1 fold, MP1 calls t20, MP2 calls t20, 1 fold, CO calls t20, Button calls t20, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t140) , , (7 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t140) (7 players)
Hero bets t100, BB folds, UTG calls t100, MP1 calls t100, MP2 raises to t1630, CO folds, Button folds, Hero raises to t2965, UTG calls t2865, MP1 folds.

River: (t7800) (3 players)

Final Pot: t7800

Results in white below:
Hero has 6h 5h (straight, nine high).
UTG has 6c Tc (straight, ten high).
MP2 has Ts Jh (straight, jack high).
Outcome: MP2 wins t7800.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP1 (t1788)
MP2 (t2080)
MP3 (t850)
CO (t1640)
Button (t1470)
Hero (t1480)
BB (t1470)
UTG (t1152)
UTG+1 (t1510)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
7 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (t40) , , (2 players)
Hero bets t40, BB calls t40.

Turn: (t120) (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BB raises to t420, Hero raises to t1420, BB calls t990 (All-In).

River: (t2950) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2950

Results in white below:
Hero has 7s Js (two pair, jacks and sevens).
BB has 7h Qs (two pair, queens and sevens).
Outcome: BB wins t2940. Hero wins t10.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB (t1525)
BB (t1500)
UTG (t1470)
UTG+1 (t1470)
MP1 (t1490)
MP2 (t1650)
Hero (t1480)
CO (t1360)
Button (t1555)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with , .
4 folds, Hero raises to t90, 2 folds, SB calls t75, 1 fold.

Flop: (t210) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t150, SB raises to t450, Hero raises to t1390, SB calls t940.

Turn: (t2990) (2 players)

River: (t2990) (2 players)

Final Pot: t2990

Results in white below:
SB has 6c 6h (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero has As Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: SB wins t2990.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP2 (t900)
MP3 (t1950)
CO (t1795)
Button (t1900)
SB (t1440)
BB (t1470)
Hero (t1420)
UTG+1 (t1130)
MP1 (t1495)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero raises to t90, 3 folds, MP3 calls t90, 2 folds, SB calls t75, 1 fold.

Flop: (t300) , , (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t210, MP3 folds, SB raises to t1350, Hero calls t1120 (All-In).

Turn: (t2980) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2980) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2980

Results in white below:
SB has Kh Ks (full house, kings full of sevens).
Hero has Ad As (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: SB wins t2980.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

CO (t1495)
Button (t775)
SB (t3150)
BB (t1190)
UTG (t2255)
UTG+1 (t835)
MP1 (t2820)
MP2 (t1865)
Hero (t4050)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with , .
4 folds, Hero raises to t300, CO raises to t1495, 3 folds, Hero calls t1195.

Flop: (t3140) , , (2 players)

Turn: (t3140) (2 players)

River: (t3140) (2 players)

Final Pot: t3140

Results in white below:
Hero has Qh Qd (one pair, queens).
CO has Th Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: CO wins t3140.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (7 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP1 (t1545)
MP2 (t1925)
CO (t5215)
Hero (t1450)
SB (t1175)
BB (t2320)
UTG (t1370)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
3 folds, CO raises to t300, Hero raises to t1450, 2 folds, CO calls t1150.

Flop: (t3050) , , (2 players)

Turn: (t3050) (2 players)

River: (t3050) (2 players)

Final Pot: t3050

Results in white below:
CO has Jd Kd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Hero has Qh Qc (one pair, queens).
Outcome: CO wins t3050.

lol donkaments?

So I know you all don't give 2 shits about reading how bad of a run I am on and all that, but its my journal so fuck off if you don't like it.

A few from the wonderful world of donkaments tonight:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero (t2480)
SB (t1725)
BB (t6345)
UTG (t17903)
UTG+1 (t2750)
MP1 (t10637)
MP2 (t2975)
MP3 (t7315)
CO (t2400)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
2 folds, MP1 raises to t200, MP2 calls t200, 1 fold, CO calls t200, Hero raises to t2480, 2 folds, MP1 calls t2280, MP2 folds, CO calls t2200 (All-In).

Flop: (t7710) , , (3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t7710) (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t7710) (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t7710

Results in white below:
MP1 has Kd Qc (two pair, kings and queens).
CO has Js Ad (straight, ace high).
Hero has Qd Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: CO wins t7550. Hero wins t160.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (8 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG+1 (t610)
MP1 (t3410)
MP2 (t3995)
CO (t1840)
Button (t1970)
SB (t2920)
Hero (t1780)
UTG (t4935)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG calls t150, 6 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (t375) , , (2 players)
Hero bets t300, UTG raises to t1800, Hero calls t1330 (All-In).

Turn: (t3805) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t3805) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t3805

Results in white below:
Hero has 4d 2d (two pair, jacks and fours).
UTG has 9h 8h (flush, jack high).
Outcome: UTG wins t3805.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP1 (t2115)
MP2 (t2630)
MP3 (t9360)
CO (t2857)
Button (t5022)
Hero (t1515)
BB (t990)
UTG (t3120)
UTG+1 (t10167)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG calls t150, 6 folds, Hero raises to t1515, 1 fold, UTG calls t1365.

Flop: (t3180) , , (2 players)

Turn: (t3180) (2 players)

River: (t3180) (2 players)

Final Pot: t3180

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Qd (one pair, kings).
UTG has Qh Kh (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t3180.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (5 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button (t10656)
Hero (t12275)
BB (t8000)
UTG (t8375)
MP (t7900)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
2 folds, Button raises to t1200, Hero raises to t4000, 1 fold, Button calls t2800.

Flop: (t8075) , , (2 players)
Hero bets t8250 (All-In), Button calls t6631 (All-In).

Turn: (t22956) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t22956) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t22956

Results in white below:
Hero has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks).
Button has Ac 9d (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Button wins t21337. Hero wins t1619.


Over the past 4 weeks my bankroll has gone from $25K down to $13K. An Even bigger problem is only $4K of that is online. The rest is cash. I don't really want to go online busto so I can't even play the usual lineup of tournies each night. Not to mention I still need to win my WSOP seat.

Fuck Poker.