Dan -

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I barely eeked out a winning day yesterday, +$4. I had a short morning session with the eurodonks, and made a nice 20 euro profit at 1/2 LHE while knocking out another 100 vip points. I thought that i was going to hit the bad beat jackpot on one hand, where I had a strong suspicion that I was up against QQ and the river brought the second Q, making my Q high straight flush. Aggro eurodonk only had AQ for the rivered boat.

I came back for an evening session at the rigged site and immediately got stacked when my AQ ran into 55 on an AA5 flop. I probably could have saved my last 30, but he checked to me on the end and I pushed hoping to get paid off by a weaker ace. Ugh. I went back and forth, big action big bet poker at the nl50 tables. Stacked a guy on a boat v. a flush, lost a stack on a set all in on the flop losing to a OESFD that rivered flush. I did reasonably well at NLHE, but dropped $85 at 2/4 LHE to start the session, so down $10 for the entire session.

I also found a bug in the software at the rigged site. If you pay your big blind, then sit out your small blind, then sit back in after the button passes, the software gives you the option to wait for the blinds, or post 1 dead (at 2/4 LHE blinds 2 and 1). OK, normal. So I click the option to sit back in and post 1 dead, and I end up posting 2 live + 1 dead, as if I missed all of my blinds. So I e-mailed support, and it took a week to get back to me and acknowledge that, yes, there is a bug in the software, how embarrassing for them, thank you for bringing this uncomfortable situation to our attention yada yada yada. For your trouble, here, have your $3 that you posted back and as a token of our appreciation, an entry into a WSOP qualifier valued at . . . wait . . . . . wait . . . . . .wait



$0.96

Thanks rigged site! And oh, for those of you that are wondering, I sat out my small blind to answer the door. There was a guy bangin on the door, ringing the door bell, he woke up Emma, she started crying, the neighbor dog started going berzerk, then this guy tries to sell me a magazine subscription. It is a good thing that I used to be a butcher in a meat shop - easier to hide the body when it is in several pieces. I also own a grinder and a bone saw. Don't fvck with me sir, I fvck back.

OK, OK, so I didn't really kill him, but I wasn't very nice to him either.

Oh, and I lost my double or nothing to shamrcok20 in an NLHE HU match at stars. Bah.

Yesterday's results: +$4
Deepest Stuck: -$115

what were the stakes v sham?