We're like them little bitches on the chess board.

[emmasdad]

Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat ya to a faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to out run me

[MVPSPORTS]

[shamdonk]

[adamh]

[Xaston]

Man. I just played pretty much my longest ever internet cash session and I was up the whole time, trying to make a big score. At the end I managed to lose it all back and then some. AWESOME.

[Juskimo]

[Xaston]

[Xaston]

PokerStars Game #6240244890: Tournament #30627089, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/09/10 - 17:44:25 (ET)
Table '30627089 285' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Fischer80 (643 in chips)
Seat 2: Xaston (1735 in chips)
Seat 3: assocuori (1727 in chips)
Seat 4: levieux (2770 in chips)
Seat 5: 60yromn (1135 in chips)
Seat 6: rarerabbit (3870 in chips)
Seat 7: sergionew (3545 in chips)
Seat 8: paulydice (2465 in chips)
Seat 9: paoloker (8480 in chips)
Fischer80: posts small blind 75
Xaston: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xaston [Kd Qd]
assocuori: folds
levieux: folds
60yromn: folds
rarerabbit: folds
sergionew: folds
paulydice: folds
paoloker: raises 150 to 300
Fischer80: folds
Xaston: raises 1435 to 1735 and is all-in
paoloker: calls 1435
*** FLOP *** [Ad 8c 2d]
*** TURN *** [Ad 8c 2d]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 8c 2d 7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Xaston: shows [Kd Qd] (a pair of Kings)
paoloker: shows [8h Kh] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
paoloker collected 3545 from pot
jakally is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3545 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 8c 2d 7c Ks]
Seat 1: Fischer80 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Xaston (big blind) showed [Kd Qd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: assocuori folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: levieux folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: 60yromn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rarerabbit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sergionew folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: paulydice folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: paoloker (button) showed [8h Kh] and won (3545) with two pair, Kings and Eights



I sure am getting sick of running really really terrible.

[MecosKing]

[Xaston]

PokerStars Game #6251706888: Tournament #31705982, $500+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/11 - 18:09:48 (ET)
Table '31705982 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Xaston (1360 in chips)
Seat 2: The Camel (1640 in chips)
The Camel: posts small blind 10
Xaston: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Xaston [5h 6h]
The Camel: raises 40 to 60
Xaston: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [9h 2h 4s]
Xaston: checks
The Camel: bets 60
Xaston: raises 180 to 240
The Camel: calls 180
*** TURN *** [9h 2h 4s]
Xaston: checks
The Camel: checks
*** RIVER *** [9h 2h 4s 5d]
Xaston: checks
The Camel: bets 1340 and is all-in
Xaston: calls 1060 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
The Camel: shows [Jd 8d] (high card Jack)
Xaston: shows [5h 6h] (a pair of Fives)
Xaston collected 2720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2720 | Rake 0
Board [9h 2h 4s 5d 7d]
Seat 1: Xaston (big blind) showed [5h 6h] and won (2720) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: The Camel (button) (small blind) showed [Jd 8d] and lost with high card Jack

[Molina]

Camel doodz gotta BLOG!



At one point played 100/200 on stars. Seems to have upped his game to getting pwned by ninth pair. Image play!

[MecosKing]

[Xaston]

[BikiniCavegirl]

[emmasdad]