A few more updates on the situation:
1) My post has been flagged for removal by Craigslist. It is now taken down entirely.
2) I received two more responses:
#1
She posts:
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway.
She also attaches the sloppiest looking resume I've ever seen and a really sad picture of herself.
#2
He posts a picture of himself only wearing shorts outside and claims "this is the only picture I could find on my computer". He's currently an education manager.
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Well, it was interesting while it lasted. I may respond to some of them, although I have not decided my plan of action yet. I have a few choices:
1) Reject all of them individually for whatever reason I feel like via email.
2) Call some of them:
* Inform them the post was a joke and prepare for some drama.
----a) If the cute girl (assistant #2) laughs about it or was leveling me, I ask her out. That's just a winner right there!
----b) Also, perhaps give the George Constanza response: "I am unemployed and live with my mom" (actually, I got a job, I'll mention that later)
* Give them a phony interview and...
----a) Play Street Fighter 2 loudly in the background. Make sure to interrupt her by screaming out my frustrations at the game. Or just saying "YEAH BITCH! YOU LIKE THAT?" after I kick ass.
----b) Reject them for whatever reason I feel like. Or give them that dreaded "I am reviewing all candidates and will make my final decision within the week".
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Now... about the jarb. A couple days ago I had an interview for a Tech Support position and was hired on the spot. However, training does not begin until the 22nd. I am still seeking other opportunities in the meantime.
Also, this weekend I am flying to Maryland to spend the weekend with my ex from college. She encouraged me to go and I figure there's a good chance I'm getting laid, so I made the plans. The ticket is only $150 round-trip. Pics of me sticking it in her pooper, etc will not be posted here as usual
