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Postby EscapePlan9 » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:17 pm

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Postby EscapePlan9 » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:10 pm

That online class I took was the biggest joke ever. The professor states in the FAQ that the course doesn't require any additional textbooks, but it is based off of Meyer's A+ Certification study books. This is the ONLY place he mentions such a thing.

Every lesson he Henderson's some of Meyer's paragraphs to make it seem his own. He even copies many of the "post-lesson quiz" questions. If I knew I could make good money doing so, I would sue this guy for plagiarism. It's so ridiculous that he gets paid to copy and paste text from someone else without citing him like... anywhere!! BTP lawyers, can I make money from suing him? What would I have to do to prove my case and get the monies?

My brother still has some A+ Certification books he bought when he was studying to get certified and I've borrowed those. One of them is Meyer's A+ Certification study guide and I've been reading that instead of bothering with these online course lessons.

The final exam was released today. I had up until September 4th to complete it. I took a look at it today, noticed there was no time-limit, and decided to just finish it now. I opened up a new tab so I could cheat the answers I didn't know - either through Google, Wikipedia, or the online lessons it was based off. I also used Meyer's book. Needless to say, I did well on the test, and have passed the class.

Funny part... what happens when I pass the class? What evidence do I have to show for it? Oh, I have something! It's a downloadable certification for me to print out with my name on it and the course name I completed. OH BOY THIS IS AUTHENTIC!! LOLZZ

Fuggin waste of $100! Lawyers... please tell me I can sue the dude and get more than $100 for this?
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:37 pm

So... MVP and I had a good connection and were playing some SSF2. He still complained about his controller (excuses) and I still dominated. He calls me a cheater for doing certain strategies. Like according to him, I am a cheater with E. Honda because I try to get him in the corner, and then chip away at him relentlessly with hundred hand slaps. A couple things I have to say to that:

1) Corners are in the game for a reason. Part of the strategy of the game involves forcing your opponent in a bad situation, such as in the corner, to force them to make mistakes and take risks while you have the advantage.

2) With characters like E. Honda and Zangief your game plan should always involve not allowing your opponent to establish distance, nearly constantly closing in on your opponent, and with Honda, trapping them in the corner so you can do crazy amounts of chip damage.

It's all a part of the game!

To be fair, MVP has been getting a little better as we've played. Keep practicing!

Shamrock, you're next!

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After some SF2, MVP and I played Contra 3 co-op. I accidentally ran over him with the tank twice the first run (lol team player). So I reset and we started over. I let him take the tank. We made it to the third stage before he lost all his lives. I still had 7... so I started to kill myself so we could start over at the third stage. But after I continued, MVP was nowhere to be found! Dude we would have beaten Contra easily!
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:10 am

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Postby RedBarracuda » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:28 pm

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:44 pm

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Postby EscapePlan9 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:10 pm

I played around 3 hours of poker the past week! I ran insanely hot at the $12 turbos and averaged $120/hr. LOL @ sustainable win-rates. I cashed out $250 of the $360-ish I won, it's sorta like my paycheck if I still had my job with ADT. Except in 3 hours instead of 30!

New MS Paintage! This one in the Ms. Teen South Carolina thread (AG):

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Postby Kuso » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:03 pm

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby shamdonk » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:33 pm

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Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:20 pm

Great pic!

Speaking of pics...

Xaston (finally) made a good thread in AG sharing Phil and Antonio's "I Bet You" show. In the first episode Antonio refuses to say the word "thong" when referring to thin panties. The way he shaped out what the "panty" would look like... it's a thong damnit!

I considered hijacking the thread to post this picture in there...

Over 18 or under 18? Both of them? Which girl do you like better? Which thong do you like better?
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:05 am

Bah... I thought those were girls you were tappin... I was gonna be impressed for a sec...
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:31 pm

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Postby RedBarracuda » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:35 am

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(6:35:48 PM) giantgrwth: I once beat up an attempted murderer, 25% true story
(6:35:59 PM) hard2tel45s: boxing?
(6:36:06 PM) giantgrwth: Yea
(6:36:14 PM) hard2tel45s: sweet
(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
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