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Postby tommyhawk » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:01 am

Yes, you both seem to have the same hobby.
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Postby shamdonk » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:25 am

Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby Rhound50 » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:53 am

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:53 pm

Ive realized i cant stand playing low limit mtts so my new plan of attack is to play 200nl a lot and take shots at the bigger tourneys.

and yes, i do hope to make up my mind one of these days.
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:50 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby hard2tel » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:59 pm

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"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby shamdonk » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:10 pm

shaw guy.
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.


(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby hard2tel » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:17 am

guess i should of checked behind..

Full Tilt Poker Game #3800753537: Table Highacre (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:05:37 ET - 2007/10/09
Seat 1: ninedoors ($271.55)
Seat 2: hard2tel ($401)
Seat 3: 27b-6 ($176.85)
Seat 4: LowKey80 ($0), is sitting out
Seat 5: drostow ($100)
Seat 6: lucky105 ($222.25)
27b-6 posts the small blind of $1
drostow has 5 seconds left to act
drostow posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [Td] [Qd]
lucky105 raises to $6
ninedoors folds
hard2tel calls $6
27b-6 folds
LowKey80 adds $200
drostow calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Ts] [8s] [Qh]
LowKey80 has returned
drostow checks
lucky105 checks
hard2tel bets $16
drostow calls $16
lucky105 folds
*** TURN *** [Ts] [8s] [Qh] [9s]
drostow checks
hard2tel checks
*** RIVER *** [Ts] [8s] [Qh] [9s] [Qs]
drostow checks
hard2tel bets $38
drostow calls $38
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hard2tel shows [Td] [Qd] a full house, Queens full of Tens
drostow shows [Js] [5s] a straight flush, Queen high
drostow wins the pot ($124) with a straight flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $127 | Rake $3
Board: [Ts 8s Qh 9s Qs]
Seat 1: ninedoors didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: hard2tel (button) showed [Td Qd] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Tens
Seat 3: 27b-6 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: LowKey80 is sitting out
Seat 5: drostow (big blind) showed [Js 5s] and won ($124) with a straight flush, Queen high
Seat 6: lucky105 folded on the Flop
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Postby oatmealforxmas » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:46 am

Is there any good reason that dude didnt reraise you with his straight flush there?

I had a guy check behind with a straight flush today against me.

Dang I wish I was good at poker.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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Postby tommyhawk » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:37 am

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Postby Twelver » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:52 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby hard2tel » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:05 am

WARNING: WHINING BELOW
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In the last week ive played ~11k hands at 200nl. Ive made $165.65. I swear to god ive played really really good...save for the occasional small mistakes. It seems like EVERY thin VB i make now is going the wrong way...like a have 99 on a 2458J board or something and i VB it and he has TT. Or i get into a position where i cant get away from hands because of the board texture and the opponant and my image etc and villian ALWAYS has me beat and doesnt have the 230423048203 draws he should of had. And when they do have a draw they always hit.

some hands-








--my favorite

anyway. i just wanted to get that off my chest.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:09 am

haha
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby hard2tel » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:41 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby tommyhawk » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:33 am

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