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Postby AlexMR » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:56 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby hard2tel » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:14 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby kennyg » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:45 am

"I'll take KennyGs advice before Sklanskys every time. "
-Iceman

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Poker Journal:
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Postby Twelver » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:26 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby emmasdad » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:16 pm

So you need some kind of blurb on the P5's ranking, a sentence or two about you and your mad poker skillz. I thought that since the congrats post in AG got hijacked to a discussion of your insane rebuy strategy, we could get some suggestions going here. I'll start.

hard2tel: Known as hard2tel on all sites, he started with $0.76 to his name on stars and grinded his way at the micro stakes. He is a total lucksack donk, you fools don't stand a chance. BTP FTW.
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Postby Xaston » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:42 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Molina » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:53 am

"Are you referring to that Molina kid? He was the biggest A-hole I've ever seen"


<emmasdad> BJ's and diaper changes, HERE I COME
<shamdonk> ya
<shamdonk> ed im here for you
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:19 pm

Last edited by hard2tel on Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby excession » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:29 am

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:45 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby hard2tel » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:33 am

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- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby hard2tel » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:42 am

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Postby Molina » Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:50 am

Calm my mind and detail some aspect of your life that is not at least above average plz.

Any sour milk in your fridge by any chance?
"Are you referring to that Molina kid? He was the biggest A-hole I've ever seen"


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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:01 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Twelver » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:02 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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