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Postby Alchemist » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:52 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:02 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:48 am

I just lost it.

I dont know how to beat NLHE. I 4-table for four hours and lost 350 euros and won 68USD in Bodog. It was bad beat day. I hit my Ahigh flush when the board pairs and a bozo was slowplaying a set in a flop with a million draws.

Hand2.
i raise to $5 in BB with TT after two limpers. 1 folds and CO calls. the flop comes TJQ. I bet 8 into the 10 pot. Villain minraises me after thinking for a while. Well...I am paying JJ,QQ or Ak but did he limped with that hand in EP. I think of QJ is more likely...or even KQ. So I re raise BIG to $45 and he thinks for evr and calls. The turn is an A. I check and he instapushes hiss remaining 23. I had to call 23 to a 125+pot but I was sure he had KQ...and I had outs to the boat, right? Well he flips K6off and the river is a blank!

This one is good! Stacks were deep. I had 170+ and villain had me covered by just a couple dollars.
I am dealt [Ah] [Kh] in the CO. Four limpers and I raise to $6. Button calls, BB calls.

Flop $20. [As] [3h] [4h]. BB checks and I bet 18 and CO calls. BB folds.

Turn $55. [Kd] . I bet $40. CO calls.

River $135. [2h]. I have the NUTZ!!!! I bet 60 and he thinks for a while and pushes and I insta called!

hey! he flips over [5h] [6h]
:shock: :shock: :shock: for the mortal NUTS!

I didnt even see that.

SHIT. I cant get a break! I dont think I am playing again in a couple days. I am just not in the right mood and everything´s being shitty. Nothing seems to work.

There were a couple other terrible beats I dont even want to post.

Martin´s poker is going to kill me. They are just calling me all the way and then betting the river when they outdraw me with the most stupids hands.

I need another 2100+ raked hands to get the bonus and I have already lost more than 500 euros there.

I am in trouble....
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:50 pm

I cant get a break.

I lost another $310 (3.1 buy ins) . I tilted a bit. Maybe I gave away 100 but after all the shit I have seen, I think it wasnt much.

Hand 1.

I am dealt KK on the BB. Two limpers and I raise all in ($89). One of the limpers MP calls and shows AA and cleans me out. WTF!! .

Hand 2.

I am dealt QQ in the BB. UTG, CO limps and SB completes. I raise to $6. Folded to SB who calls.

Flop $14. QJJ. BB checks. I bet $5. An he raises all in! Woooooooooooohooooooooooo! I insta called and he showed me JJ. :shock: OMG!!!.

Hand 3
Dealt 22 in MP. EP raises to 4.5, I call, button calls.

Flop $12+ 4 - 2 - 8. EP bets 15. I minraise, Button calls, EP raises all in. I raised all in and button folds.

he flips 66 :shock:

Turn 5
River 3.
:shock: :shock: And he takes a $198 pot.

Hand 4
I am dealt QQ in the SB. Flded to me and I raise to $4, BB minraises and I push. He flips KK and takes $90.



I flopped 3 sets and the only one I was called with was hand Hand 2. That was quad tabling for 3.5 hours.

I just dont feel like playing and i think I should move down to NL$50 until I get out of this ******** ******** ******** SHIT!

Jesus!

I ve made 400 on bodog and I think that makes this losing streak a 7-8 buy ins. Probably I shouldnt play anymore for the rest of the month. I am still 1300+ up....
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:29 am

Was all this on Martins...??? I've given up playin there for a little while, till all the rocks go home or back to wherever the hell it was they're from...
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Postby Rhound50 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:34 am

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"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Kuso » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:50 am

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Postby AlexMR » Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:40 am

Thank you all, guys.

Kuso, thanks for taking time to tell me all those useful tips. I have to say I agree 10000% with all 12 points. I have been getting trapped a lot. They bet when they have the goods mostly. The game is quite predictable and I know I am not playing the A game here. That is why they are taking so much from me, because I am making very bad calls because I just dont want to belive they outdraw me again.

I always feel like taking a break when I am done in the day and have too much down but the next day I just think I should give it a try and play my best. Last part has not happened lately.

Let´s see...I might take the break, and play NLe50 there until I find some light...
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:19 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Kuso » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:25 am

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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:39 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:15 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:22 pm

Saturday:

I played on GCP and UB. Cleared the GC bonus:

Hands: 1055
VP$IP 16.3%
W$WSF 41.5%
WtSD 18%
W$SD 59.5%

AMOUNT WON: -$70 :shock:

With those numbers looking so correct you might be asking How did that happen? I couldnt stop bluffing! I got into huge pots in complete bluffs. I made $40 in a couple hundred hands at UB,s o, with the bonus I ended the day up $70.

Today i cant complain about cold cards. I got about 7 sets, 3 wich got paid and 2 of wich were set over set and they cleaned me. Also got KK vs. AA but I, somehow, laid it down with only half stack invested.

I will take a break. I didnt want to do it because since last thursday when this bad run started, I wanted to play at least 40 hours a week. That is something I havent been able to do since august when I decided to be a semi pro.

Now the cards are giving me a break but i am playing like the dumb ass I am. I really remember myself back in march or april when I was breaking even and couldnt win because of the same reasons.

Check this out:

* Game ID 591561183 starting - 2005-11-26 16:38:57
** Are You Over Me? [Hold 'em] (0.50|1.00 No Limit - Cash Game) Real Money

- seahag65 sitting in seat 1 with $26.60
- coalyard sitting in seat 2 with $16.00
- _RA1SER_ sitting in seat 3 with $97.50
- CrisTT sitting in seat 4 with $296.58
- tqb sitting in seat 5 with $70.00 [Dealer]
- jsk sitting in seat 6 with $93.35
- AlexMR sitting in seat 7 with $86.25
- zeb13 sitting in seat 8 with $101.27
- dei sitting in seat 9 with $42.05
- mapleleafs13 sitting in seat 10 with $45.80

jsk posted the small blind - $0.50
AlexMR posted the big blind - $1.00
** Dealing card to AlexMR: Ace of Hearts, 3 of Hearts
zeb13 folded
dei folded
mapleleafs13 folded
seahag65 folded
coalyard folded
_RA1SER_ called - $1.00
CrisTT called - $1.00
tqb folded
jsk called - $1.00
AlexMR checked

** Dealing the flop: Ace of Diamonds, King of Spades, 8 of Diamonds
jsk checked
AlexMR checked
_RA1SER_ bet - $3.00
CrisTT folded
jsk folded
AlexMR raised - $9.00
_RA1SER_ called - $9.00

** Dealing the turn: 4 of Hearts
AlexMR bet - $15.00
_RA1SER_ called - $15.00

** Dealing the river: 8 of Hearts
AlexMR checked
_RA1SER_ bet - $38.00
AlexMR called - $38.00
_RA1SER_ shows: 8 of Spades, Ace of Spades
AlexMR mucks:
_RA1SER_ wins $125.00 from the main pot

End of game 591561183

:shock: :shock: :shock: WTF was that!!? WTF was I thinking!!!! That one is the worse hand I have ever played!! That is a fake AlexMR!! I will take a break until the real one shows up!
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:35 pm

Sunday:

Well, I didnt take the break. I got to the conclusion that I cant be such a wuss!!! I will play my way out this losing streak! I know I am plying like crap and I KNOW what I have to do to win!

martin´s Poker.

hands: about 500
Amount won: 120e. wooooho!

I played quite well. maybe too weak but as you guys know that is what I need ATM. I was up about $205 but took a couple beats that brought me down to 120e.


Nothing really remarkable excepot the fact that i didnt bluff for once and actually got a couple decent hands. Nothing extraordinary, just enough to show decent winnings. I would say a "FAIR" amount of good hands. I flopped three sets, two of which got paid.

I made a couple good lay downs and had QQ trapped by KK.

I also put another couple hundred raked hands and now need -1100 for the 600e bonus.

We´ll see how it goes tommorrow.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:37 pm

Alex... seems like we're on opposite sides... I was up 250 when you were down 200... Now, you're up 120 and I'm gettin my ass kicked to the tune of 212...

Ran into a set over set.... Also hit top 2 against the SB when I'm the BB on the flop of AQT... he's got TT... BLEH...

Glad you're winnin so much...
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