by semperfi » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:13 am
Today was a busy day, and I am almost scared to play another tourney until we get our DSL problem taken care of, I am so sick of getting blinded out while disconnected. Even when I manage to get back on quickly, I always have this feeling that I missed my big hand.
Tonight I played in a freeroll at a gay bar here in Atlanta. Michelle and I were the only straight people there. This is my roomate's favorite bar, and he has been on me to go since they started playing poker there.
Michelle has this habit of coming over every few minutes when I play one of these, to kiss me, as if marking her territory. I swear sometimes I expect her to pee in a circle around me. She likes me so much she has convinced herself that I am attractive to the general population, love is truly blind. Thankfully tonight my roomate Freddy, and one of our neighbors were keeping her company, she seemed genuinely worried some fella was going to drag me over to the dark side.
Everyone had a great time. My cheering section got thoroughly drunk, and satisfactorily aroused in Michelle's case at least. I won the tourney, 1st prize was $40 bar cash. Michelle's condition had me expecting to have a net loss on my hands when I went to settle the tab, but apparantly one of the waitresses had been slipping her free jello shots all night, and I escaped with a small net profit. Wait a minute, free booze from a cute lesbian for my girlfriend? Maybe I am the one who should be worried.
If you have never played a freeroll at a bar, you just think these online players are bad, it is hilarious. In the course of this little event, (17 of us in it) I had to explain why a small stack cannot knock out a bigger stack if they are both all in, why you cannot reraise if your opponent just calls you, why you don't split the pot if you both have two pair, and why you don't split the pot if you both have a flush, but really it is fun if you are in the bible belt and have no live poker. Of course it can be a minefield of calling stations. I managed to get my money in ahead in every big pot I played and only got sucked out on once. Fortunately this happened after my stack was big enough to absorb it. The guy who I got heads up with at the end was not too bad and it took me a while to get him, but when I did, boy oh boy. He called my all in on the turn and was drawing dead, gotta love that.
I might have gotten him faster if I had worn sunglasses. He noticed me watching him look at his cards before I looked at mine, even when I was first to act, and stopped picking them up until I had acted, so I open raised into a hand a couple of times after that.