It's been a few day since I updated, the main reason is that I haven't played any poker at all. I got back yesterday from a lunch-to-lunch committee meeting and was feeling totally brain drained so I didn't play again until today.
We stayed at a decent hotel, had decent food and then got some very bad news. The right wing alliance running the country is cutting down on some governmental funding forcing us to cut 12 million from the budget. That's the budget for educating and creating jobs for unemployed people. Cutting 12 million there is going to have a very bad and sad effect on a lot of peoples life, people who weren't too well off to begin with.
After walking ~7 kilometer (4.5 miles) in the woods with the doggy and having some macaronies and sausage, I couldn't put off poker any longer so I sat down for a standard 2-hr session. Found 2 PLO8 (100) tables, 1 NL (200) table and one FLT (5/10) table. The que system at this site absolutely blows so sometimes it can be hard finding a table.
I figured that this being a saturday and all the donks would be out in force but I was kind of disappointed. It turned out to be a day of small pots. I didn't really hit any good hands but kept afloat, and slowly growing, by stealing pots in position. People were telegraphing their hands making it really easy to take it away on the river.
Today I will be adding a feature to the Hand Histories, "Biggest Donk of The Day". If it is popular I'll bring it back in future posts... let's start it off with the ugly one though:
Biggest Loss of The Day
This was also coincidentally that LAST hand of the day. Me having unchecked the auto-post box an all. Fortunately, I hadn't reloaded since I was about to quit anyway.
PLO8 - 100
The 3 players that are first to act limp, I limp as #4 with
and a stack of only 68. 3 more limpers and the BB playes, so half the population of Indonesia see the flop.
So I got the nut flush draw (and a relly bad low draw).
Jerkface BB who I hate bets pot (8) and shorty muppet with 10 goes all-in (which does not re-open the betting). Jerkface is an idiot who will bet and call all sorts of junk and get lucky. I think for a while and decide to call.
Shorty muppet #2 goes all-in behind me for 28. Loose/passive moron flat calls and it's back to Jerkface who also flat calls. Well pot odds are hella sweet so I call again.
Turn is the
so now I also have the nut gutshot draw. Jerkface bets 130 and I'm thinking until I realise duh, I only have 39 left, easy call. Loose/passive moron behind me pushes and Jerkface calls.
Well river bricks and Jerkface wins the high with his brilliantly played
betting his straight draw with no low OOP into 8 players with a flush draw out. The other guy had the A333 for low.
Loss: 68
Biggest Win of The Day
PLO8 - 100
I've got A25Ks in MP with a full stack. Three limpers and I pot it, all limpers call so the pot is 32.
Flop comes A89 with a flush draw I don't have.
Checked to me, I pot it and get a caller. Turn is a T, he checks, I push, he folds for a net profit of 58.
Not very exiting and possible badly played by me but there you go.
On to the newest and funnest feature...
Biggest Donk of The Day
This is also from the PLO8 tables
I've got a bit over a double stack, Donk has a full stack.
I'm in LP with A237s and the Donk is immediatly on my left. 3 limpers, including the Donk, and I raise the pot and get 5(!) callers.
Flop comes 763 rainbow so I've got the nut low and top-and-bottom pair. One limper checks, next bets 3 into the 40+ pot. I swear to god if I could just stick my hand through the monitor and poke out the eye of people who do that...
Anyway, Donk calls and I pot it to 51. Everyone folds except the Donk who calls. Turn is another 6, he checks, I put him in and he calls.
Of course he has
River is an 8 and he gets half the pot with his straight after calling off half his stack on the flop with a GUT SHOT and MIDDLE PAIR drawing to AT MOST half the pot with a MADE LOW OUT. My hat off to you sir, may you always be seated to my left and may your bank account never run dry.
Ps. I really miss vanilla coke. It was tried here but I think I was the only one who bought it. I have almost stopped drinking coke and stuff but sometimes I really miss that... this is one of those times.