A co-worker asked me how long it would take for me to turn 1 dollar into 30. Hell, I dont know, I said.

But damnit, now I'm curious. So this will be my story of the little dollar that could.

Limit full ring. I will move up in limits when I have 25bbs. Yes, thats right, 25.

Session #1

Limit .02/.04
+.12
Balance $1.12

Hand I didnt like.
PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (8 handed)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, 2 folds, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) , , (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Button bets, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) (3 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, Button calls.

River: (8.50 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah 2s (one pair, aces).
MP1 has Qd 9h (one pair, nines).
Button has 6c Qs (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB.

Preflop: Limping w/ A2o w/ 3 previous callers. Bad hand, need one heck of a good flop for this one.

Flop: Not the flop I was hoping for but all check to the button who bets. Heck lets c/r and see what happens.

Turn: 3 callers on the the flop c/r. I figure Im beat. But just in case, I'll throw out one more then Im done w/ the hand. 2 callers, yep Im beat.

River: As I said, Im done bettin' this crapola.

Showdown: Geez, and I thought I played a bad hand. lol

Other ejaculations; Its un-american for Monday Night Football not to be on ABC.
(What? Did u think this was gonna be just another journal about beastiality?)

And was the stripper a red-head???? And did you have a mess of red snapper as the main course, or was that for dessert?????

JJ

Speaking from experience, I have never "met" a redhead that wasn't just a complete and utter pervert at heart. This is regardless of what they look and act like on the outside, bc i've had skanky looking ones, nice looking "normal looking girls", and the librarian type as well. All fvcking perverts dude. Friggin scrumptious.

Session #4
Limit .02/.04
+.63
Balance $ 1.70

At micro limit I dont like betting the river here 'cause so many players play any 2 suited. So should I have bet the river or not?

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, 2 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (4.50 SB) , , (4 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, MP3 folds, CO calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6.75 BB) (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

River: (9.75 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks

Other spaff; Son coming over to get his tuition check from me for his next college semester. Kids college is so -ev.

I think you need to bet that river there. If they hit the flush I am pretty sure you would have heard from them on the turn. River changes nothing. Good luck in building up from scratch. Perhaps you could hit a few of those freeroll tourneys as well as they seem to have at least one going somewhere all the time.

River: (9.75 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: 9.75 BB

Results
Hero has Ah Th (three of a kind, tens).
UTG+1 has Jd 9s (one pair, tens).
CO has 8h Qs (two pair, queens and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.75 BB.

piers, I think ur right about hearing from a flush on the turn. And I hate freerolls, lol. I did leave some b'roll in for me to piddle around with, but for now this dollar thing is tickling my fancy. Plus I didnt leave enough in to play my normal game, though.


Session #5
Limit .02/.04
+.59
Balance $ 2.29

Gotta love the Maniac/druck guy; Button has only been in for about 4 hands, but only raises, no calls, checks or folds. Bet all the way to showdown last hand with 5,3o and no pc of the flop. Fun, fun, fun.

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (8 handed)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . CO posts a blind of $0.02.
2 folds, MP1 calls, 1 fold, CO (poster) checks, Button raises, Hero calls, BB calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10 SB) , , (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, CO checks, Button bets, Hero raises, BB calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, Button 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls, MP1 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (13 BB) (4 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 folds, Button raises, Hero calls, BB calls.

River: (19 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, Button bets $0.04 (All-In), Hero calls, BB calls.

Final Pot: 22 BB

Results in white below:
BB has As Th (high card, ace).
Button has 9d 8c (one pair, eights).
Hero has Jc Jd (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 22 BB.

Other fun stuff; have date tomorrow w/ Red Lobster ex-stripper, w/o my mommy to chaperone. Hoping for a little slap & tickle this time.

Session #6
Limit .02/.04
+ .01
Balance $ 2.30

Well, Im happy with that one considering that at one point I was down almost 60 cents.
Anyone think I should have been more aggressive on the following hand?

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . CO posts a blind of $0.02.
3 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, Hero raises, BB calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (12 SB) , , (6 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP2 bets, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, CO calls, Button calls.

Turn: (10.50 BB) (3 players)
Hero bets, CO calls, Button calls.

River: (13.50 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, Button bets, Hero calls, CO folds.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Other crap; I hate parades.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Results in white below:
Button has Kd Ts (two pair, kings and sevens).
Hero has Ad As (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.50 BB.

G1, No way Im folding to these guys on the river unless someones 2 bets it.

Session #7
Limit .02/.04
- .23
Balance $ 2.07

Ran my KK into AA which is always fun. And this hand which I played like a real pro. I mean what the hell did I think I was beating?

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (10 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero calls, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 raises, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls, Hero calls, UTG+2 calls.

Flop: (12 SB) , , (6 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises, UTG+2 folds, MP2 3-bets, CO folds, SB folds, BB caps, Hero calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (11 BB) (3 players)
BB bets, Hero folds, MP2 calls.

River: (13 BB) (2 players)
BB bets, MP2 folds.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below:
BB doesn't show.
Outcome: BB wins 14 BB.

Other stuff; ex-stripper stood me up. Advice: never trust one.