I met my monthly goal yesterday when I managed to crush the tables. I didn't want to mess up and drop below my goal today so I decided to just fool around at the low-stakes for the surplus $100 and change. Then again, I don't think I will get to see this at my normal tables... unfortunately.

I've got and a quadruple stack after beating up the table a bit. This is PLO8 with blinds 0.5/1 SEK which is like 0.1/.2 in real money.

UTG limps, moron UTG+1 raises to 4 (he once reraised with AQQJ preflop). 3 callers (one fold) and I call on the button. Of course the blinds come along. Now UTG limp/raises to 36. Moron raiser calls and then the shorty cold-caller pushes for 53 and the other cold caller, well, he cold calls of course. One guy actually gets out and it's back to me. I figure "Fugg it, this could be fun and I have to have enough equity against these morons" and decide to just push it to make sure nobody including myself gets away, so I pop it to 300 or so and everyone calls.

We're off to the races...

Lineup:
Hero:[Ah]
Big stack retard:
Limp raiser:
Moron raiser:
Cold/caller #1:
Cold caller #2:

Big stack retard has almost a double stack so he can hurt me, the rest are between halfstacked and a full.

Board comes and Heros dream of simultaneously busting 5 people is crushed

lol nice +ev edge in main pot...

pokenum -o8 ah 2s qs 8d - jc 8c 7d 6d - as 3c 4h 5h - 9s ts jd qd - ac 2c 3s 5s - ad 5d 7h 9c
Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 98280 enumerated boards
cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
Qs 2s 8d Ah 8002 12328 85172 780 0 16024 25082 0.171
Jc 8c 7d 6d 5297 13332 84466 482 0 29284 0 0.097
As 3c 5h 4h 12008 20431 72978 4871 4712 24228 16047 0.227
Ts 9s Qd Jd 21620 28093 69804 383 0 0 0 0.255
5s 3s Ac 2c 3282 7796 85216 5268 0 4347 40865 0.172
9c Ad 5d 7h 3714 10373 86536 1371 0 40259 3043 0.079

fair share of equity is 16.6. you had 17.1. very nice.

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2351612
pokenum -mc 500000 -o8 ah 2s qs 8d - jc 8c 7d 6d
Omaha Hi/Low 8-or-better: 500000 sampled boards
cards scoop HIwin HIlos HItie LOwin LOlos LOtie EV
Qs 2s 8d Ah 182145 243180 255289 1531 188767 49022 1313 0.560
Jc 8c 7d 6d 122948 255289 243180 1531 84282 153679 1313 0.440

56/44 in the big side pot. well done sir. lol, didn't you say you wanted to avoid variance?

The vast majority of the time A2 is no good all in pre-flop. HU you are only a marginal favorite over complete junk, and 3 way there is a good chance there is another A2 out there (even with these monkeys).