Yesterday I received this email:

Dear AlexMR,

Thanks for playing at Full Tilt Poker. We're pleased to offer you a special bonus of $300 as a sign of our appreciation.

To activate this bonus, log in to your Full Tilt Poker Account and click "Check my bonus offer..." under the "Requests" menu.

After you activate your bonus, you will have 14 days to earn up to $300.

$0.06 of your bonus will be cleared for each Full Tilt Point you earn, and money will go from your Bonus Account to your Real Money account in $20 increments. You can check your status at any time by clicking the "Bonus Account" button in the Cashier.

This offer is only good through March 23rd, so don't wait to take advantage of this generous bonus.

Thank you again for being a customer at Full Tilt Poker, and we look forward to seeing you online.

Sincerely,

Full Tilt Poker

14 days sucks for full tilt bonus specially now I am 4tabling again. 4tabling sucks.

Why the hell did you get $300? I only got $100.

I guess it doesn't matter as I'd never clear $300 in 14 days anyway. $100 is about all I can handle 2 tabling NL50 and 3 tabling 1/2 limit.

Mine also clears in $10 increments.

$500, too bad that shit is rigged.

I've been trying to figure out for a week how to get money into Full Tilt to get that measly $50 bonus, and I've been cut off at the pass every time. I even decided to suck it up and set up an epassporte account.

But epassporte takes a week to get money out of bank account, and my attempt to fund it with my credit card was declined.

So screw it. FTP uninstalled from my computer, I'll just continue to play bonus-free at Poker Stars, which has been sufficiently funded since before the online poker apocalypse.

Does anyone know how the bonus stacks up to 27% unmentionable?