Xas,

We should have a poll about who is the most jinxed player on the forum. MVP and Allstar say it is me. I think it is rhound with me not far behind from him.

I cannot fucking believe this shit. All fucking month. Every god damn time I sit down to play I'm guarenteed to lose $1000. It's fucking incredible. These are some gems from today's 327 hand session that saw me lose another $845.50. I just couldn't take it anymore after all these so I decided to stop.






Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (3 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
Hero raises, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero calls.

Flop: (7 SB) , , (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: (5.50 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7.50 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc 7c (two pair, aces and kings).
SB has Ad 3c (full house, aces full of threes).
Outcome: SB wins 7.50 BB.







Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
3 folds, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) , , (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4 BB) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (6 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below:
SB has 3d 4d (flush, seven high).
Hero has Qh Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: SB wins 8 BB.


Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
4 folds, SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) , , (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (6 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Ad Jh (straight, queen high).
Hero has 9d 7h (one pair, nines).
Outcome: SB wins 8 BB.


Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (5 handed)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , .
Hero raises, MP 3-bets, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) , , (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

River: (6.75 BB) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Qs (two pair, kings and tens).
MP has Qh Tc (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: MP wins 8.75 BB.

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: (3.50 SB) , , (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (2.75 BB) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls.

River: (6.75 BB) (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results in white below:
UTG has Kd 7d (three of a kind, sevens).
Hero has Tc Kh (two pair, tens and sevens).
Outcome: UTG wins 8.75 BB.



This one is one of my favorites. After the hand the retard actually had the gall to laugh and say "calls even after the ace is out, unreal." Yea dood, putting in 4 bets on the flop and 2 on the turn with no pair no draw is standard but God forbid I pay you off when you hit your 3 out miracle.

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (5 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
1 fold, MP raises, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) , , (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) (2 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, Hero calls.

River: (10.25 BB) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.25 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Jh Th (two pair, tens and sevens).
MP has 5s Ad (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: MP wins 12.25 BB.


Here's a case where I just can't play much better and have good instincts here but it just doesn't work out with that river card.

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
1 fold, MP raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 2 folds, MP calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) , , (2 players)
MP bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) (2 players)
MP bets, Hero raises, MP calls.

River: (8.75 BB) (2 players)
MP checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results in white below:
MP has 9h Th (straight, queen high).
Hero has Ah Td (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: MP wins 8.75 BB.

ugh.... yuck.

God i HATE mizors are so used to running good they complain when they run marginally bad. i mean seriously, he plays at the 50/100 limits and then crys when he losts 40BBs + 1 buyin in a 2k NL game in one session? What a douche nozzle. I mean im shure hes a fine player, in all probability better than I, but what a douche nozzle al lthe same. I respectfully submit that my march 11 was a bad day.

EDIT: IM talkin about the lawschool dropout guy from the blog BTW.



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