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Postby striker2550 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:46 pm

Session #36
Limit .50/1.00
- 4.50
Balance $ 23.67

The winning streak ends. Back to .25/.50
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Postby striker2550 » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:31 pm

Session #37
Limit .25/.50
+ 5.65
Balance $ 29.32

Just 68 cents from my goal! Dang it.

Took an early big pot by being a calling station. Had the odds to draw. And after that everyone folded whenever I bet. Nice.

Back up to .50/1.00
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Postby Kuso » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:20 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby striker2550 » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:21 am

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Postby striker2550 » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:24 am

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Postby Kuso » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:05 am

congrats... nice heater at the end.
wwcrd?

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Postby striker2550 » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:31 pm

Stats so far:

I am missing 3 sessions!!!

Total Hands---2,396
Vpip---21.6 %
Amt won---47.68
Win rate per 100--- $ 1.99
BBs won per 100--- 8.45 (Dont think i could sustain this, even in micro)
Went to showdown---27.1 %
Won $ at SD---63.4 (This is very high for me, I usually am 52-55)
Raised Pre-flop---5.55 %
Aggresion Factors---Flop (1.96), Turn (2.39), River (1.98), Total (2.09)
Hours---41.8
BB/hr---4.84

In retrospect I believe this has been Above the average i would have if i played 50k or more hands at these same limits. Think I got lucky in just 30 some sessions and hit the high side of variance. But im not complainin'. grin
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Postby striker2550 » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:32 pm

Session #39
Limit .50/1.00
- 22.75
Balance $ 30.82

I won exactly one hand for $ 1.25
Ok, this proves it. Poker is rigged, I tell ya!

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Postby striker2550 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:37 pm

Session #40
Limit .25/.50
+ 8.10
Balance $ 38.92

Other stuff: Whats black & white, black & white, black & white?

A nun doing cartwheels!
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Postby striker2550 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:05 pm

Session #41
Limit .25/.50
- 7.20
Balance $ 31.72

Really crappy flops. Again only won 1 hand.

More ejaculate: What is green and smells like red paint?

answer >>> green paint!
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Postby Kuso » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:30 am

wwcrd?

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Postby striker2550 » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:50 pm

Other ejacu....oh wait, thats premature.

Session #42
Limit .25/.50
-1.45
Balance $ 30.27

Couldnt get anything happening.
Did get AA cracked by J,7 sooooooted

other stuff: What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on a turtles back?


Answer:Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
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Postby striker2550 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:51 pm

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Postby striker2550 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:02 am

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Postby striker2550 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:51 pm

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