Mine's Domo-Kun, he was used by a Jap or Korean TV station to fill short segments

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To be honest I had no idea what the hell he was until Rdale asked me about him.

The owl is saying " O RLY!?" I like to say that when Brian posts something really obvious.

couldtve said it better-- the guy has a way with words...

Well this $400 NL crap is pretty silly if you ask me. I win more than like 55% of the time I play, how boring. It's like watching paint dry/grass grow/playing a slow game of whack-a-mole (more detail of this analogy upon request, provided by me or Kuso whom I already discussed this analogy in great detail with).


In tonight's 774 hand session I took the following obscene bad beats, and still came away winning $300. Pretty silly if you ask me:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed)

UTG ($302.25)
Hero ($1117.86)
CO ($392.50)
Button ($275)
SB ($306.01)
BB ($652.74)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , . SB posts a blind of $2.
UTG raises to $8, Hero raises to $24, 4 folds, UTG calls $16.

Flop: ($54) , , (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $42, UTG calls $42.

Turn: ($138) (2 players)
Converter sucks at life but he led for like whatever and I shoved for like whatever more.

River: ($138) (2 players)

Final Pot: $138

Results in white below:
UTG has Jc Ac (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and jacks).
Outcome: UTG wins $138.




Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed)

Hero ($600.30)
BB ($177.35)
UTG ($345.27)
MP ($396)
Button ($891.84)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . Hero posts a blind of $2.

converter sucks at life but some piece of crap raised, I re-raised, this donk mini-re-raised, the initial raiser wisely gets out of the way, and I was like that cunt prolly has AA but he's got way too few chippies to do anything but shove and I do and he instacalls.

Flop: ($6) , , (5 players)

Turn: ($6) (5 players)

River: ($6) (5 players)

Final Pot: $6

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Ks (two pair, kings and jacks).
BB has 8s 8d (full house, eights full of jacks).
UTG doesn't show.
MP doesn't show.
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: BB wins $6.

Now everyone, sing him happy birthday...

BARUCH ATAH ADUNAI......ALAH CHAI KNU MELLA CHAUL...

aw crap, whatever i dunno the rest. Wheres brian when you need him? Hopefully BTP has the polish translator up and running....TETS? TETS?? ICE??? ANYONE??

Anyways, im singin havah nuguila over here for ya, i promise...and trust me, it aint pretty.