More accurately, he won't be eating until at least the 20th of next month.

There seems to be an awful lot of confusion. The numbers are irrelevant, each day whatever I play for is randomly selected, the 21st isn't always hookers and blow day.

We know, we're just havin a bit of fun with it Xas. :lol

blah blah im xaston
im the coolest poker player ever
blah blah im making ramen and i think im so cool

why is there a wicked cute kara girl in my bed
blah blah


anyone wanna take her out on dates?

LMAO!
Seems someone left his computer running when he went to make noodles.
WTG Kara!

So my desk came in today and at 8:23 Kayla and I started doing it.

At 8:39 we had successfully taken all of the components out of their packages.

At 8:45 Charlie interrupts us to tell us a painfully boring story.

At 9:02 Charlie finishes the story.

At 9:32 I located a screwdriver and was able to actually start step 1.

At 11:48, I kid you not, we finished step 1. Step 1 contained 8 "parts", some of which consisted of multiple things to do.

At 1:06, we completed step 16 of 16.


I now have a desk, a bed, and the internet. Tommorow I will bring my computer over and actually play poker.


P.S. My last post was written by Kara.

I'm with ya there Kenny.. I was like "why is this cockblocker tellin a story while Xas is tryin to get it on..."