Now I have to talk about the camping trip which was funny and very entertaining. When I wasn't at Folsom Lake bowl mizing it up, I was at camp learning about the strange things people were doing with sheep down in Gilroy. I went to a company meeting for a sheet metal semiconductor place that I know the GM of. He's a great guy and he sets up this camp thing every year, and we try and play some poker. Small game, small buyin, but tons of laughs, drinking and really bad play. We each bought in for $20 and played NL with $.40 chips. One blind of 40 cents, and each chip is worth the same. We get B and I, Karl, Don, Jon, Tom, and Butch jumped in later for a few hands. So, it starts out six handed.
I have to speak about the players first of all. Jon I believe never really plays poker and gambles very little, Karl is a big time gambler and will overplay most of his hands and try and buy pots constantly. Don will try to make those tough decisions with second pair but is a pretty big CS. And then there is Tom. Tom has never played poker in his life, but he really wants to play. So, we give him a chart of the ranks of hands and tell him if he sees anything that matches or one of those hands on the board, he should be in. I'm also giving him a little guidance when I am out, but not making any decisions for him unless he had 4 high, which he did call down with a few times. He was having a hard time remembering that a straight was five cards.
About two hands into playing, I remember I should never bluff in this particular game in a big pot. B raises to $2 and gets called in three spots by Karl, Tom, and Jon. Flop comes AAQ rainbow. Brian bets about half pot here, Karl folds, Tom calls with K8 of clubs
and Jon calls. The Turn is a 3, putting two clubs on the board. Brian bets a smaller amount this time, and Tom calls and Jon calls again. River is a 6, no club, and Brian pushes in. I look at Tom's hand and tell him he missed his draw, so he reluctantly folds. Jon calls. Brian flips over his AQ for the flopped nuts and Jon shows the mighty J3 for two pair. Yeah, Jon was done after two hands. So, now down to five.
Tom really has never played poker before...maybe not any card game. One hand where Don raised, Tom and Karl called, and the flop came out Q 5 4 all clubs. Don bet out on the flop, Karl folded, and Tom said, " I want to call." And did. He wasn't showing me his cards and asking for help anymore. The turn brings the
, and Don who had that look of that is the worst card in the world, checks it. Tom, looking at his cheat sheet, keep looking at his cards, back at the cheat sheet, back at the board, and finally says, "I want to bet this much" and bets about 20 chips or more than half of what he has left, and a pot sized bet. Tom keeps saying, "I think I am reading this right" as he looks at his sheet. Don, who has a set of 5's, reluctantly folds(which was probably correct considering the pot and the odds to hit his FH). I ask Tom what he had, and never fearing showing anything, turns over
for that turned two pair. I get up laughing my ass off, and everyone else is cracking up except for of course Don(who had that I just lost my dog look). The beauty of not knowing you are bluffing...he had no idea 4 clubs on the board was a little scary.
Tom called another raise by Don where he flopped the Ace high flush, and that time Don called Tom the whole way of course...I don't think Tom knew what he had that hand either.
I doubled up through Karl when he raised with J8 and I called with KJ and the flop came J 7 3 rainbow, and I pushed all in and he called. Karl always overplays his hands and he didn't seem strong, but even so, I was pretty happy when I saw how bad in shape I had him. So, I had about $30 at this point when the hand I was waiting for came up. I had KK in the blind, and I raised it to $2.40 and Tom and Don called(Tom had me covered at the time because he was getting really lucky). I bet the pot($8) on a flop of 9 7 4 rainbow, and Tom of course called. The turn came a 6 putting two spades up on the board, and I decided to push all in just to take it down because I was pretty sure I was ahead. Two other people were looking at the hand, Gary, the owner of the company, and another fellow I didn't meet. Both were older gentlemen, and they both checked out Tom's hand and stood behind him which didn't bother me in the least. Brian saw Tom's hand and kept his mouth shut. Tom kept looking at the rank of hands he had there. When Gary saw his hand, he paused for a minute and then let out this grizzly bear snort which cracked us all up, except Tom who was concentrating. Tom finally decided to call my push which was about half his stack at the time. He then flipped over the solid
which gave him a double gutter straight draw. I think he though he had a straight again though. The river bricked a Jack and I was sitting pretty at $60 while I tried to explain to Tom why I won the hand. Karl and Tom kept buying in over and over which I was pretty happy about. Butch decided to play a couple of hands; he is a player who will push with anything, and I've seen it many times, him push with nothing. He was all in with
on a board of
against Karl nd his set of 8's. He actually hit a SF draw on the turn when the
hit the turn, but bricked the river and he was done after that, lasting about five hands I believe.
Tom continued to take money off of other people, beating Tom time and again, and playing a hand against Brian when Brian decided to go all in with
on a board of
. Problem was Tom was in the hand, and he of course decided to call with possibly the most dominating of hands over that one, the
. I was cracking up when I saw Brian had made a semi bluff push at this table. What a kook.
Tom promptly gave some of that money back to Brian a few hands later when he pushed and Tom called on a board of
. Brian had 75 for the straight, and Tom had 64 for the turned two pair and Rivered 3 PAIR.
Tom was busted and asked me for more money which he paid me by doubling up against Don, and then I took it all again when I hit a straight on the turn and Tom hit two pair. I actually bet that hand pretty well, making it pretty much impossible for him to fold with the money he had left...of course, folding never really entered the framework of his mind. I think Tom lost about $70, Don lost only $10, Karl lost $50, and Brian won $70 and I won $78. It was a good time and very enjoyable, but Tom should probably learn a little more about the game before he plays again. Just a little more though.