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Postby JDLush » Sat May 27, 2006 11:21 pm

Cashing out most of my roll and taking a break for a while. Dropped $800 today, but only about $200 of it was tilt related as every fooking monkey on the planet came by my tables to hit their ___________ (Fill in blank with gutshot, flush draw, 2 pair on monotone board, etc).

To add insult to fookin injury I jump in a $1 NLHE SnG to blow off steam, flop a set, pot it, have a guy call with a gutty and hit it.

There is a Miata in the paper for sale and I think I'm gonna buy it.

Here's a hand post just so that this doesn't become a BBV entry. Blow me.

Party Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Hi Low Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
8 players


Stack sizes:
BurdTurglar: $191.62
UTG+1: $190.95
MP1: $106.65
MP2: $236.33
CO: $264.16
Button: $187.31
SB: $154.40
BB: $268.12

Pre-flop: (8 players) BurdTurglar is UTG with [4d] [7c] [7h] [5c]
BurdTurglar calls, 3 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: [5h] [6c] [2c] ($10, 5 players)
SB checks, BB bets $9.5, BurdTurglar calls, CO calls, 2 folds.

Turn: [4c] ($38.5, 3 players)
BB bets $36.6, BurdTurglar calls, CO calls.

River: [6d] ($148.3, 3 players)
BB bets $145.3, BurdTurglar calls all-in $143.52, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $582.42
BB shows 3s 6h As 5s
BurdTurglar doesn't show 4d 7c 7h 5c
CO shows Ah 3h Kd 8h


Yeah, I knew he had A3, figured the other guy might as well. shouda paid attention to the river, since I never realized the freakin board paired. Might not have mattered anyway at that point.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun May 28, 2006 3:14 am

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Phil153 » Sun May 28, 2006 4:17 am

Last edited by Phil153 on Sun May 28, 2006 5:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
BIG WORDS
It's good to know about four or five biggish words you can stuff into a conversation so you sound well read. Don't fuck them up the way black people do, but don't overuse them either. We recommend putting your fancy word next to a swear. Here are some examples: "…so she walks in all precocious like we give a shit," or "…and it's the same old pedantic bullshit he's always going on about," or "She's got this big fucking turgid zit right in the centre of her face."
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Postby Phil153 » Sun May 28, 2006 4:21 am

BIG WORDS
It's good to know about four or five biggish words you can stuff into a conversation so you sound well read. Don't fuck them up the way black people do, but don't overuse them either. We recommend putting your fancy word next to a swear. Here are some examples: "…so she walks in all precocious like we give a shit," or "…and it's the same old pedantic bullshit he's always going on about," or "She's got this big fucking turgid zit right in the centre of her face."
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Postby Kuso » Sun May 28, 2006 6:06 am

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Re: Yeah well, fook this

Postby TomG » Sun May 28, 2006 9:39 am

yeah wtf??? Fold pre-flop. Fold flop. Fold turn. Fold river.
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Re: Yeah well, fook this

Postby GodlikeRoy » Sun May 28, 2006 9:41 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sun May 28, 2006 5:11 pm

I think I'd give JD more credit than to need to be told to fold this PF :wink: ...... He was on tilt guys, didn't you read the post?
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Postby JDLush » Sun May 28, 2006 9:33 pm

Sorry guys, should have never posted that. I looked at the histories and there was more than that hand that was not played well. I'd have to up my 'tilt-related-loss-factor' for sure.

I think I'm gonna spend some time playing HE and put some $$ on FTP so I can play some razz. Although the Miata looks like it's in really good shape. Anyone have any experience with one of those?
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Mon May 29, 2006 4:45 am

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Tue May 30, 2006 3:48 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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