Just going to post bad beats from now on:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

BB ($9.65)
UTG ($17.90)
UTG+1 ($7.15)
MP1 ($17.70)
MP2 ($18.10)
MP3 ($22.90)
CO ($11.90)
Hero ($24.65)
SB ($9.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG calls $0.25, 4 folds, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.5, SB calls $1.40, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.25, CO calls $1.25.

Flop: ($6.25) , , (4 players)
SB bets $6, UTG folds, CO folds, Hero raises to $12, SB calls $2 (All-In).

Turn: ($26.25) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($26.25) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $26.25

Results in white below:
SB has Ad Jc (two pair, aces and jacks).
Hero has Qc As (two pair, aces and eights).
Outcome: SB wins $22.25. Hero wins $4.

He "knew" I was bluffing

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

UTG ($21.50)
UTG+1 ($12.70)
MP1 ($10.10)
MP2 ($8.75)
Hero ($24.65)
Button ($9.95)
SB ($15.90)
BB ($9)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.25, 3 folds, MP1 calls $1.

Flop: ($2.85) , , (2 players)
MP1 bets $1.85, Hero raises to $5.5, MP1 calls $3.65.

Turn: ($13.85) (2 players)
MP1 bets $3.35 (All-In), Hero calls $3.35.

River: ($20.55) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $20.55

Results in white below:
MP1 has Ad 8c (two pair, aces and eights).
Hero has Qs Qc (one pair, queens).
Outcome: MP1 wins $20.55.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

UTG ($12.25)
Hero ($25.50)
MP1 ($31.10)
MP2 ($25)
CO ($29.05)
Button ($23.75)
SB ($15.10)
BB ($7)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , . MP2 posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.25, MP1 calls $1.25, 5 folds, UTG calls $1.

Flop: ($4.35) , , (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3.5, MP1 calls $3.50, UTG calls $3.50.

Turn: ($14.85) (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks.

River: ($14.85) (3 players)
UTG bets $7.5 (All-In), Hero calls $7.50, MP1 calls $7.50.

Final Pot: $37.35

Results in white below:
UTG has Js Jd (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Kd Ah (one pair, kings).
MP1 has Kc 2c (two pair, kings and twos).
Outcome: MP1 wins $37.35.

I was hoping KK or QQ

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

Hero ($26.50)
CO ($12.75)
Button ($22.80)
SB ($12.35)
BB ($68.55)
UTG ($10.45)
UTG+1 ($18.50)
MP1 ($27.30)
MP2 ($24.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with , .
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.5, 2 folds, SB raises to $2.75, 1 fold, Hero raises to $26.5, SB calls $9.60 (All-In).

Flop: ($39.10) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($39.10) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($39.10) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $39.10

Results in white below:
SB has Jc Js (full house, jacks full of sevens).
Hero has As Ad (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: SB wins $24.95. Hero wins $14.15.