Well, THAT did not go as well as planned.

First I build my 5k starting stack up to a nice 6.3k early on with some timely position bluffs against tight fellers who like to limp in cheap.

Then about 30 minutes in I get QT and limp (tchnically not a limp I guess) in BB, I put him in on the flop figuring theres no way he limped from the button with a better T than I have or a PP.

Nice river dickweed.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t15/t30
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t7450
UTG+1: t4990
MP1: t4460
MP2: t6870
MP3: t2210
CO: t6010
Button: t910
SB: t5760
SebQtaneus: t6340

Pre-flop: (9 players) SebQtaneus is BB with
4 folds, MP3 calls t30 (pot was t45), CO folds, Button calls t30 (pot was t75), SB calls t15 (pot was t105), SebQtaneus checks.

Flop: (t120, 4 players)
SB checks, SebQtaneus bets t150, MP3 folds, Button raises to t300, SB folds, SebQtaneus raises to t1050, Button calls all-in t580.
Uncalled bets: t170 returned to SebQtaneus.

Turn: (t1880, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1880)


River: (t1880, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t1880)


Results:
Final pot: t1880
SebQtaneus showed Qc Ts
Button showed Th 7d

OK, so 2 hands later I win 225 back and am at 5025 in chips and get KK on the button. I mean this is the kind of hand you WAIT for in order to get all your chips in PF right? I don't know, maybe I'm wrong about that. Anyway:

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t15/t30
9 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: t1880
UTG+1: t6930
MP1: t6010
MP2: t1880
MP3: t5640
SebQtaneu: t5205
Button: t7405
SB: t5590
BB: t4460

Pre-flop: (9 players) SebQtaneu is CO with
UTG calls t30 (pot was t45), 3 folds, MP3 calls t30 (pot was t75), SebQtaneu raises to t240, Button folds, SB raises to t600, 3 folds, SebQtaneu raises to t1500, SB raises all-in t5590, SebQtaneu calls all-in t3705.
Uncalled bets: t385 returned to SB.

Flop: (t-5025, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t10500)


Turn: (t-5025, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t10500)


River: (t-5025, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t10500)


Results:
Final pot: t-5025
SebQtaneu showed Ks Kc
SB showed Ac Ah

Out in 923rd of 1088 starters.

Wouldn't ya just fuggin know it. Ah well, at least I'm out waaayyyy early and didnt have a lot of time invested. Try again tomorrow. Guess it's good thing nobody took me up on the last longer bet offer.

With a hee haw twang: If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all, Gloom, Despair, and agony on me.

If you recognize the above lyrics, you are either as old as me or a damned redneck who like crappy reruns.