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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:59 pm

like? like?! ahhhhhhh you make me laugh Irish, you make me laugh.
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby shamdonk » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:47 pm

8-)

yo buy me some balla noise eliminating headphones. k thx [h] ya
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(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Postby Xaston » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:53 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Xaston » Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:00 am

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:01 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Molina » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:47 am

"Are you referring to that Molina kid? He was the biggest A-hole I've ever seen"


<emmasdad> BJ's and diaper changes, HERE I COME
<shamdonk> ya
<shamdonk> ed im here for you
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Postby Twelver » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:56 am

Jesus man, how long did you play for? I know you were 9 tabling at like 1:30 am. If you played until 6 that is just super sick.
Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Xaston » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:01 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:19 pm

Okay..on a serious note now: I'm honestly worried. I think you should be careful. I think God is blessing you at the moment so that in a certain amount of time (days..weeks, months even, it's hard to say) he can reign hell on you hurling lightening bolts at you and rains of fire (wc3 reference!) while tesla-bombing your ass (red alert reference!), all while you're drowning in rat poison and cynaide while the coyote from road-runner TNTs you and you fall 2982104 feet off the edge of a cliff onto the sharpest rocks in the history of the earth which lay just above a swirling pool of sharks with laser beams on their heads who haven't eaten since Jesus was born. Then you'll get hand-thrown into VV Cephei and granted immunity from death so you can burn forever in eternal flames at the center of the largest star in the universe. GG Xaston :(. We will miss you.
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Postby Xaston » Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:33 pm

Dear Roy,

I am a very good poker player. I promise. After the first three MONTHS of the year 2006 (that's the current year here in America) were over, I was break even. 360 hours. $1395.66 profit. That's $3.88 per hour. God is blessing me now to reward me for persevering despite getting my dick so thoroughly kicked in at the start of this year, that it actually became an innie.
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:38 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby black_knight6 » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:18 pm

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Postby Xaston » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:58 pm

I forgot the ugliest (the KK vs. KQ one is maybe tied) of them all. Just really really sick.

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Postby Twelver » Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:39 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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