Playing at poker stars makes me want to shoot someone, I finally have a good run and get back to in the green and than this BS. I have played 92 hands so far today and won 1.


Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
9 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $99
UTG+1: $19
MP1: $112.30
MP2: $74.55
MP3: $108.90
CO: $19.25
Button: $145.60
SB: $60
BB: $95.50

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero calls, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to $3, 2 folds, CO calls, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($10.5, 3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $5, CO calls, Hero raises to $20, MP1 calls, CO calls all-in $11.25.

Turn: ($66.75, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $59.25, Sidepot 1: $7.5)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $85, Hero calls all-in $76.
Uncalled bets: $9 returned to MP1.

River: ($218.75, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $59.25, Sidepot 1: $159.5)


Results:
Final pot: $218.75
Hero showed Kc Ah
MP1 showed Qs As
CO mucks 2s 8s

Well the 2nd half of my poker stars bonus is finally over. Run like total crap for 1800 hands and as is would be expected my last hand I got all in Vs a shorty with AQ vs A10 with an A on the flop and he rivered his 10.

Holdem part
Hands: 1778
Vpip 12.71
Won $ wsf: 27.33
Went to SD: 20.12
Won $ at SD: 43.28
PFR: 1.97
Amount won: $6.35

AA 8 win % 75
KK 5 win % 60
QQ 5% win % 100

Sets
7 for 97


Omaha part
Hands 830
Vpip 15.42
Amounth won $86.25

Plus $120 bonus

Now on to full tilt

I hate this fucking game, first couple hands on full tilt and the ass raping continues. 55 hands -$150 great start to FT

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $97
UTG+1: $69.85
CO: $116.05
Button: $206.10
Hero: $96.50
BB: $101.10

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $8, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to $16, Hero raises to $47.5, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: ($96, 2 players)
Hero bets $30, UTG+1 calls all-in $29.85.
Uncalled bets: $0.15 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($155.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $155.7)


River: ($155.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $155.7)


Results:
Final pot: $155.7
UTG+1 showed Js Qs
Hero showed Kc Kh



Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $100.60
CO: $103.60
Button: $142.45
SB: $113.20
BB: $200.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero calls, 3 folds, 3 folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($2.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB raises to $5, Hero calls.

Turn: ($12.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, BB calls.

River: ($32.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $29, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $90.5
BB showed 8s 9s
Hero mucks Tc Ts


I cant get the converted to work so fuk it here the HH
FullTiltPoker Game #1107992685: Table Sespe (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:39:18 ET - 2006/10/16
Seat 1: markum9 ($104.55)
Seat 2: 60605 ($177.15)
Seat 3: crazyhats5 ($84.80)
Seat 4: XHenessyO ($86.55)
Seat 5: Rhound50 ($99)
Seat 6: CARRYTHEZER0 ($100)
Rhound50 posts the small blind of $0.50
CARRYTHEZER0 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rhound50 [7s 7h]
markum9 folds
60605 raises to $2
crazyhats5 folds
XHenessyO calls $2
Rhound50 calls $1.50
CARRYTHEZER0 calls $1
*** FLOP *** [7d 4c Tc]
Rhound50 checks
CARRYTHEZER0 checks
60605 bets $1
XHenessyO calls $1
Rhound50 raises to $7
CARRYTHEZER0 folds
60605 calls $6
XHenessyO calls $6
*** TURN *** [7d 4c Tc]
Rhound50 bets $18
60605 calls $18
XHenessyO calls $18
*** RIVER *** [7d 4c Tc 6c]
Rhound50 checks
60605 bets $83
XHenessyO calls $59.55, and is all in
Rhound50 folds
Uncalled bet of $23.45 returned to 60605
*** SHOW DOWN ***
60605 shows [Ts Kc] (a pair of Tens)
XHenessyO shows [5c 7c] (a flush, Ten high)
XHenessyO wins the pot ($199.10) with a flush, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $202.10 | Rake $3
Board: [7d 4c Tc 6c Qd]
Seat 1: markum9 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: 60605 showed [Ts Kc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: crazyhats5 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: XHenessyO (button) showed [5c 7c] and won ($199.10) with a flush, Ten high
Seat 5: Rhound50 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: CARRYTHEZER0 (big blind) folded on the Flop
]

Fuking christ am I running bad. Since my switch to Ft I have played 558 hands 6 max, I have played a couple of hands bad but I have been cold decked like crazy. Every moron I play against gets to either suck out or cold deck me. Not to mention I have seen flops with 34 pocket pairs and flopped 1 total set. Which puts me at 8 for my 131 over my last 2500. Here are some more fun hands from today.



Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players



Stack sizes:
UTG: $198.20
CO: $43.40
Button: $110.70
SB: $78.75
Hero: $97.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with
UTG raises to $3.5, CO calls, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($11, 3 players)
Hero bets $8, UTG calls, CO folds.

Turn: ($27, 2 players)
Hero bets $22, UTG raises to $44, Hero calls.

River: ($115, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $42, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $199
UTG showed 6c 5s
Hero showed 6h Ad


I hate the river card but I think we are probably chopping I
Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $104.05
CO: $99.30
Button: $106.50
SB: $174.30
Hero: $117.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with
2 folds, Button raises to $3, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($6.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $6.5, Hero calls.

Turn: ($19.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $12, Button calls.

River: ($43.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $19, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $81.5
Button showed 8d Qs
Hero mucks As Tc


Villian here is a total maniac and I think he makes this play with almost any pair. He got his stack by sucking out on 2 other players all in. Once hitting a gutty after pushing with Q high and the 2nd time catching 2 pair after getting all in outkicked.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $69.15
CO: $38.90
Hero: $96.25
SB: $275.05
BB: $55.90

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $13, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($27, 2 players)
SB bets $10, Hero raises to $35, SB raises all-in $262.05, Hero calls all-in $48.25.
Uncalled bets: $178.8 returned to SB.

Turn: ($193.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $193.5)


River: ($193.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $193.5)


Results:
Final pot: $193.5
SB showed Ks Kh
Hero showed Jc Jh


This was my final hand of the day, I play this hand so bad I felt the need to post it. I think after all the other BS, I was jsut frusterated enough to call the river even when I know I'm beat.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $53.60
CO: $92.15
Button: $360.75
Hero: $122.35
BB: $98.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with
UTG calls, CO calls, Button calls, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, CO calls, Button folds.

Flop: ($13, 2 players)
Hero bets $10, CO calls.

Turn: ($33, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

River: ($33, 2 players)
Hero bets $15, CO raises to $39, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $111
CO showed 7d 4d
Hero mucks Td Tc

consider a reraise preflop in the AT hand.

I had an identical experience playing 100nl 6-max last week when I started at Full Tilt. After the 3rd day I couldn't take it anymore and ended up cashing out in a fit of frustration. I re-deposited today and am planning on giving it another shot tomorrow, so we'll see how that goes.

Pure nastiness on that TT hand...

Played for about an hour before bed 8 mor pockets pairs with no sets putting me at 1 gor my first 42 at FT. Apperently every other idtiot can hit sets especially when they call off half their stack preflop. All this fun was in less than 100 hands. The good news in all this is while Full tilt has been fuking me left and right, I did manage to clear $20 whole dollars worth of bonus, it only cost me getting ass raped for 4.5 buy ins to do it.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $99
CO: $51.10
Button: $81.70
SB: $24.80
BB: $72.55

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero calls, CO calls, Button folds, SB raises to $2, BB folds, Hero raises to $11, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: ($34, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $20, CO folds, SB calls all-in $14.8.
Uncalled bets: $5.2 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($63.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $63.6)


River: ($63.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $63.6)


Results:
Final pot: $63.6
SB showed 7s 7c
Hero showed Qc Ad

This didnt cost me all that much but jesus, can just once I not get outdrawn Villian shows A6o of course a 5 outter is a big favorite over my hand anyways.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $78.90
UTG+1: $36.15
CO: $177.95
Button: $193.40
Hero: $97.50
BB: $97.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with
2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: ($4, 4 players)
Hero bets $3, 2 folds, Button calls.

Turn: ($10, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $7, Hero folds.
Uncalled bets: $7 returned to Button.

Results:
Final pot: $10

I guess the way I'm running I dont really wanna get my money in as a 2:1 favorite, best part is even if he has AK here he still sucks out on me.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $82.05
UTG+1: $29.80
CO: $166.45
Button: $81.50
SB: $101.60
BB: $101.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero calls, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB raises to $6, BB folds, Hero calls, UTG+1 folds.

Flop: ($14, 2 players)
SB bets $9, Hero raises to $22, SB raises all-in $95.6, Hero calls all-in $54.05.
Uncalled bets: $19.55 returned to SB.

Turn: ($166.1, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $166.1)


River: ($166.1, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $166.1)


Results:
Final pot: $166.1
Hero showed Th 9h
SB showed Kh Kc



Hell is going to freeze over before I hit a draw.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $166.35
UTG+1: $202.70
CO: $56.70
Button: $101.55
SB: $81
BB: $15.75

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to $3, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: ($9, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $9, Hero raises to $22, SB folds, BB calls all-in $3.75.
Uncalled bets: $9.25 returned to Hero.

Turn: ($34.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $34.5)


River: ($34.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $34.5)


Results:
Final pot: $34.5
BB showed Js Jh
Hero showed 6h 7h