I hate this fucking game, I dont get to play live almost at all because of school and every freakn time I do get to play its gd damn suck out central. I played at Oceans 11 today, 2/3 game is as fishy as ever. I get myself in a hole early. One donk at the table is playing all in idiot and pushed me off what was possibly the best hand twice with $250 all ins into $50 pots. So down $100 really quick

Then two nice winners.

AA Vs donk. I raise to $40 he calls. Flop is 832. I bet $60, he does his insta push with 98, I call he misses.

Very next hand. I get 910d in the BB. Donk from hand before has $15 left and pushs, 2 players call, so do I. Flop is 87 . I check new player bets $30/ I call turn is . I check he bets $40, I raise to $140. He calls river K. I push he calls his last $100 with 77.

This idiot goes on super tilt. He goes all in dark vs my Buddy Devons KK and loses buy in #2. Then the idiot luck kicks in.

He starts the hand with $100. There is a live straddle in my BB. 4 callers including idiot. I look down at . I raise to $50, folds to donk who calls. He has $50 left and $130 in the pot. Flop is 98 . I push, he calls with turns the Str8 and rivers the flush sweet.

Next hand I Straddle and get J9. limps around to me. He completes in the SB. I check flop is J77. I lead $30. Donk is the only caller. Turn is a Q, he checks, I check. River is a blank. He checks I check behind, he turns over Q9. Great call on the flop.

Next Hand same idiot. I limp UTG with 1010. Flop is 973. I lead $20, he calls. Turn is another 9. I lead $35, he calls again. River is a 6 he checks, I check. He has for the gutshot.

Just for fun I figured I'd get sucked out by a different idiot. I raise to $40 in a straddle pot with KK. Kid wth $100 calls, flop is Q98. I bet his last $60 and he calls with 88.

My final fun hand of the night. I am the SB with AQ. Idiot raises to $18. I call as does most of the table. Flop is . Checks to idiot who bets $52. I call, My buddy goes all in for $140, this is good cause donk is counting out calling chips and I am pretty sure I have him beat. Forgotten player in the middle also push for $180. Idiot calls too. I fold. Dev has for a royal gutty. Other player has 44, donk has of course as the idiot did all day river is an offsuit 5 hitting his gutty again, nothing like having 3 outs and getting there all night. End of an ugly night.

Overall I was up $400 at one point after 2 hrs of not winning a hand and getting beaten to death by the clueless ended the session -$93 in 3.5 hrs.

<---- Me playing poker lately
Full tilt is killing me. Flopping a set on that fucking site is impossible and even when I dont get paid off. 4 for 36 is still below average but feels like a huge rush to me.

Yahhhhhhhhhh a set

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $171
CO: $198.30
Button: $97.50
SB: $314.40
BB: $158.70

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero calls, 3 folds, 3 folds, BB checks.

Flop: ($2.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $3 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $2.5


This is the weak ass pansy way to play a set and minimize value and increase the odds of losing well played donkey.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $57.40
UTG+1: $467.70
CO: $100.40
Button: $135.60
SB: $51.55
Hero: $155.80

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $4, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ($8.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $7, Hero calls.

Turn: ($22.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $15, Hero calls.

River: ($52.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks.

Results:
Final pot: $52.5
Hero showed 2d 2s
UTG+1 showed As Ah



For all the god damn times I have been getting cold decked lately just once can one of these idiots have a king.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $103.30
UTG+1: $42.35
Hero: $123.90
Button: $72.40
SB: $493.20
BB: $123.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 folds.

Flop: ($9.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB calls.

Turn: ($19.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB calls.

River: ($43.5, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $102.5, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $102.5 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $43.5


This is the table wanna be lag, just one time can you please have AK and think I'm making a pplay at him. He actually cursed me out on the chat for cracking is KK, I guess at least he didnt have AA.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
Hero: $90.65
UTG+1: $69.50
CO: $100
Button: $129.25
SB: $100
BB: $237.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with
Hero calls, UTG+1 calls, CO (poster) checks, Button folds, SB calls, BB raises to $6, Hero calls, 3 folds.

Flop: ($15, 2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero raises to $45, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $30 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $45


Then of course back to the usual of be getting cold decked at every possible chance. This is the same guy from the hand before, I should have known he had 910 I mean what else should I expect.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players


Stack sizes:
UTG: $125.10
UTG+1: $95.50
CO: $214.25
Hero: $100.90
SB: $99.35
BB: $109.75

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $4.5, Hero calls, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: ($15, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO bets $15, Hero calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: ($45, 2 players)
CO bets $21, Hero raises to $50, CO calls.

River: ($145, 2 players)
CO bets $25, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $195
CO showed Th 9h
Hero mucks Ac Kd

Yeah Angel was playign 2/3 NL when I got there and then he went on to play 20/40 short handed limit.

Yeah so as my journal says MVP can whine all he wants but my life sucks far worse. After 2 weeks from hell culminating in a 10 days and 102 hrs logged in the computer lab, now I cant win to save my freakin life at poker. Same group of idiots at oceans 11 same game and same results.

First hand I play is a good one. Call a $10 raise with J10s flop is KQ[3s]. Bet $25, I call. Turn . I check he bets $100. I push him in for his last $60 and he calls with 33. Board doesnt pair I'm up $200 in my first hand. I should have gotten up and left right there.

Terrible calling station lady hand. I get KK UTG. I limp, CS lady raises to $20, 2 callers. I limp raise to $120. She calls, flop is 832. I push for her last $170she calls with AK and rivers an A. I laugh and make some comment that did she really think A high was the best hand? Her response was " I thought I was being bullied and I wont be bullied." I looked at here and said "bullied no, outplayed, yes." She didnt like me so much after that, she dumped my money to one of the table rocks within an hour.

I'm down to $200. It gets raised to $10 from EP by the short stack idiot. 2 callers. I look down at AA raise to $50. Shorty calls, so does rock. Flop is 1082. Checks to me I push rock calls with 22. Great call preflop moron.

Cant hit a fucking draw to save my life. I call a raise from the new table idiot with [10d]. Flop is / Idiot bets $10, I raise to $30. He of course calls, turn is a brick, he checks I check behind. River pairs the board, he checks, I check. He turns over A6o. I fold and he says" I knew you had nothing.."

Against same moron. I call a $15 raise with 67s. Flop is 432 with 2 clubs one spade. Idiot bets $25, I call. Rock decides this is a good time to push for $100 more. Idiot calls, I fold. Idiot has Ac 6c, rock is the BB with 53o. Turn is an off suit 5. I would have doubled up through the idiot.

Another moron kills me. I am the Button with 33. New player raises to $20, we are bothl full stacked. Shorty from 2nd hand pushs for $45. Full stack pushs all in. I fold Flop has a 3 in it and of course full stack has AA and probably would have doubled me up.

Final and most brutal hand. I have $210 left of buy in #2. I again look down at AA. U raise to $50 and get 2 callers. Flop is 887. I bet $50 next player, looks behind him at the other players in the hand and decideds to call.By now I am pretty sure he has a 8. Turn is an A. I check, he bets $50. I raise in and he insta calls with 88.

This weekend has been like getting kicked in the nuts by mia hamm. I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, only hitting flops when I'm not in the hand. Hitting draws after I flop and getting sucked out left and right. For the session - $461 5 hrs

Wow... after like 50 text messages I was expecting a bitching post... But shit dood, I thought you were gonna be down like 2k...