For those of you that were in the IRC chat last night, you know I was feeling pretty shitty about my continued misfortune in tournaments. I signed offline and left the chat and layed in my bed being pissed. Kelsea text messaged me and INSISTED that she come over and cheer me up. She drew this on my computer when she got here:



I went to Kayla's after Kelsea left, because a) I'm a pimp with many women in my life and b) Kayla asked me to come over after. Unfortunately, I told Kayla it'd be like an hour and a half, and Kelsea ended up arriving earlier than I had thought so when I went to Kayla's she was out getting something to eat. Presumably because she doesn't expect to be able to fuck for 3 hours on an empty stomach. I went home and when she got back she texted me and blah blah blah but at that point I was pretty tired and said fuck it, and went to sleep. I woke up today at like 5:30 AM and decided to stay up.

I just polished off a nice 3+ hour session of 9 tabling. Morti, a 2/4 regular who is definately a winner, but not a very big one, was my whipping boy today. Below are some noteworthy hands, and a graph of the session.

Awesome hands.






And a really really funny bad beat.




And a graph of the session.

I used to work in a movie theater, but this is simple physics.
The bigger the screen, the further the edges of a flat screen from the lens as compared to the center.
A concave screen will keep the entire frame in focus, instead of just the center of the picture being in focus and the edges being out of focus.

The two lens types : Flat aspect ratio = 16x9
Cinemascope = 2.66 to 1 = ~24x9

Source :

Last night I dropped $2000 pretty quick getting cold decked left and right. Hard2tel won almost half of it, so that's kinda cool. Better him than a random donk, I reckon.

Played a nice session this morning and won $2700, but I can't help but think I shoulda won more. I played very well and made a lot of sick calls. Here are some fun hands.



This hand has gotta win some sorta prize for ratio of pot size, to stakes played, to ranking of winning hand at showdown.


This mighta been the greatest check of my life.


This hand was created through 3 rounds of hard work. Twice it folded to me in the SB, I raised, he re-raised, I called and check shoved the flop. The next time it was folded to me in the SB, I raised, he re-raised, I shoved, and he folded. Suffice is to say I was certain he thought I was fulla shit a lot and ready to make a stand. Holla.


This hand I nearly repeated my pair of 5s titeness, but the river made us chop. I guess getting all my chips in on that flop and not hitting, and getting a chop, ain't all bad.



Here's a really tite calldown/hand reading excersize.



And here is a really sick call, that didn't quite work out as planned.

My friend Erica and I went to Jaime's today!

















Update on the kitchen!

Wow...just wow.