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Postby GodlikeRoy » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:12 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby MacAnthony » Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:24 am

Mac - Getting quoted in sigs since 2006


<emmasdad> pulling an ED = getting wasted and firing off 1/2 the BR???
<Trump34> yep
<emmasdad> i have only done that 3 times in a year and a half. . .
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Postby Xaston » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:38 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Xaston » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:39 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby Twelver » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:39 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby hard2tel » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:13 pm

Just so u guys dont forget...

Image

I guess technically it happened in October...but my mind was already in November...so i'll count it.

It looks like my penis is larger, gentlemen.
"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Xaston » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:36 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby emmasdad » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:47 pm

You have to be fucking kidding me. 1 tounament 893274519027489 years ago and we are supposed to be impressed?
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Postby hard2tel » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:19 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby SebQtaneus » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:47 am

Last edited by SebQtaneus on Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:08 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Mekos King: Seb is now the way the truth and the light
Mekos King: as if we didnt know that already
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Postby emmasdad » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:29 pm

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Postby hard2tel » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:45 pm

I played the 162 tonight...made a terrible push into a slowplayed KK on a 346J with 2 hearts board. fuck me silly. Then i decided i might as well stick my dick in a couple 600nl tables to test the waters. Broke even for an hour and then this hand-



obv i pushed the turn because i was like, 'looolloloo i hate money, have it'. jesus fucking christ i suck.

I immediatly quit and jacked off to make myself feel better.

Im gonna play a 'real' session tomorrow. If i dont play better im moving down to 200nl.
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Postby hard2tel » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:50 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby Xaston » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:52 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby hard2tel » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:04 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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