by Cactus Jack » Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:18 am
Friday 12/22 continues...
Some of you who read the B&M forum on 2+2 may have read my diatribe against the Luxor, so this will be redundant. For those of you who haven't, here's the cliff notes.
IT SUCKS.
This is a poker room for dummies run by stupid people. They mistakenly sat an 11th player at the table, and then said, that's okay, you can play with that many. It's loud, and practically has people walking through it, lost from the nearby thoroughfare. There's some sort of wheel of fortune thing that attracts women who like to squeal. It's wide open. And it has some sort of no limit game that must seem like a dream to some people, as the worst players at the 2/4 would sit in until there was an opening, so they could run over and lose money even faster.
A $50 buy in must seem like a great idea to stupid people, but it's not so much. It's a push all you money into the pot and pray something hits game. It has 3 blinds. Yes, that's right, boys, a 3 blind game with $50 on the table. Plus, it's a jackpot room so an additional dollar gets taken for the rake, and from what I could see, very little is returned to the players. Given what I've seen of bonuses in other rooms, I couldn't believe that all the money gets put back. The highest bonus is for a bad beat and that's a thousand. $20 for four of a kind isn't getting the money back.
Did I say how much this room sucks?
The 2/4 game was horrible that night. First, there was only two people at the table without an accent, the dealer and moi. The dealer finally had to call down two on the end who insisted on talking in Hindi, ignoring the two on my end, plus the two on the other side who might have been speaking Chinese, Korean, or something else. Not a single one of these folks had the first clue about playing the game.
I can pretty much count on stacking chips against this line up, except when nobody at all folds, ever. Even AA is not that much ahead with 9 in, and then all seeing all five streets. Brutal. They went broke, of course, over time, replaced by players of more modest ability. Not that it helped. I was horribly card dead and took bad beat after bad beat when I had anything at all playable. My KQo was beaten when 2 ladies appeared by the river, when an English lady who was the bain of my existence showed down Q3 for a boat. She beat me out of 5 pots in this manner.
At one point, I managed to claw my way back to within $20 of my initial starting position, and was going to play to my blinds. I got AJs in the CO, caught an A on the flop, the spade flush draw on the turn, and lost to the flush on the river when a fourth spade didn't show up on the river. It was that kind of night. Two more hands before my blind and I was back down in the chit, again.
The 7pm tournament ensured that the table was going to die again, after it had several times previous, and probably stay dead. I'd been there five hours, and decided to give it up. All told, a pretty long day and I left down $103.
Total profit for a whole day of grinding--$2. That's poker, folks.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum