LOL, intropostaments.

I'm GTU, recognize. I'm 19 and kinda in school. Although I'm pretty sure I'm getting kicked out. But that's not really important. Only important things in life is hookers and blow, right?

Anyways f-ck all that personal life bs, I'm sure I'll get into enough of all that throughout my journal. I've played poker for like...almost 4 years? Sounds about right...used to just play for shits and giggles and only started playin pretty serious more recently. Me and my friends joke about how I was so bad at poker for so long and then became good overnight. Essentially that is true.

I started playin online like a year and a half ago I think. In that time I've played everything and everywhere and gone broke like 58058985 times. But I haven't been broke on Stars for about 6 months now I believe and that's the only site I play on now. I only play SNGs, STT and MTT, and I occasionally will play a bigger tournament, with buy-ins of $20 or less. Right now my bankroll is less than $1000

I figure this will be a good place for me to bitch, show hands, talk about my great success, and yall to make fun of me for when I get booted from the mIRC chats by ED.

You're a deadman.

Well my son, I hope you will go thru with this journal and finish something for once in your life .

Else you can still be our favorite railbird.

You know how it is with adopted kids right?!

I thought your retarded ass was banned from BTP?

Dumped $60 play in a live game with friends. Blinds .25/.50 so not too bad. They all thought I was crazy like they ain't never seen $20 before or something.

Lost some shitty pots...nothing went my way. We were 4 handed at the time...it folds to me...I raise blind to $1.50...BB re-raises to $2.50...so I call and we see a 9 high flop. He leads into me $2...I look and see QQ...I re-raise him...we get his whole stack in...he has AA obv.

Next pot I lost some chips in...I got A9 spades in the BB. Button raises to $1.50 and I call. Flop is 578 with 2 spades. I check he bets $1...I figure he's weak and raise to $3. He smooth calls. Turn is a 9...I figure maybe I can represent straight and if not...I got the flush outs. And maybe the slightest possibility my 9 is good. I shove for like...$8 or something...he calls with 77. River bricks and I'm forced to re-buy.

CO limps...I look at AA in the SB...I raise to $1.50...BB calls...CO calls. Flop is JTx 2 hearts...I bet...BB min-raises...I shove...(Note that the max buy-in was $20 cause my friends were pussies...it's very easy to get all-in in this game.)....he calls with QJ of hearts...turn is A of hearts...river is a brick because boards don't pair when I have a set.

After this I kinda played shitty...tryin to run over the table and kept gettin smacked for it...

Basically sums up my life....maybe I'll play a little online like a few SNGs or somethin...then I'll probably hang myself.

so before I hung myself...I decided it'd be better if I lost money first...


bubbled in a $22 MTT because I thought it'd be funny...average stack on the bubble....I get 77 vs TT...which cripples me...next hand....folds to me in SB with JT suited...I limp...BB checks...flop is Jxx...we get it in...he has AA....LMAOLLOLOLOKOKOKOK.


time to go kill myself...and by kill myself I mean talkin to a girl which is just gonna depress me enough to the point where you kinda hope you don't wake up in the mornin....good f-ckin night...