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Postby AlexMR » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:10 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Alchemist » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:46 pm

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Postby excession » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:02 pm

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30th December
$100 Paradise 5 max
463 hands, 2hrs 3 minutes
2-3 tabling
+$456 (+$40 bonuses)

+$496.

Still waiting for those DB's Alex...
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:57 pm

BK,

I said I was on tilt. How can a tilt play be a good play? I think I also said that was my last hand...It's been a while since the last time I was on tilt but I dont know...probably I was on semitilt sometimes during the past 30K hands.

Ex, I will try to send them tommorrow. all the time I am in the computer have been trying to play.... anyways....I really dont know what hands to extract from the DB. Did you check my graph? What section would you like me to give yuou?

How can I extract specific HHs from PT? I am going t check the menu and try to do it but if it is easy toi explain I'd be happy with the assistance.

I wont be able to play anymore tonight because I am at my mother´s and I have to connect my laptop to the router, disconnect my sister´s monitor and all that crap and I am a lazy *****.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:42 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby excession » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:15 am

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Postby AlexMR » Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:52 pm

I have more hands froim today, Ex...

I am just posting to say over the last 2.5K hands I have made about $30 bucks...in NL$50. I definetely have skillz... :D .

I'll be posting about 5hands from today where I lost stacks being the favorite by a slightmargin in a few and by like 93:7 on two or three... oh well. I suck because I was playing bad for a big part of my 6.5hours session today.

I can only remember flopping one set in this timeframe (6tabling NL$50). I did take a stack when a guy I had some history with ----I was siting to his right in two other tables and ALWAYS limped AK,JJ-AA, becasue he was so aggro IP and and then reraise him BIG. He was several times thinking about calling but never did. I think he is quite solid, BTW, because I didnt see him making a bad move and most people do it when othr player is messing with you---. It went like ths. I think I was in MP or somethingm with 55. He was in CO or button and limped after me. The flop came 245. I lead. He raises me. I called. Turn 6. Fugg. I dont like that one. I check..he bets weakly and I reraise him. He calls. River 4. NIHAN! I put him in. He calls with KK...NIHAN TWO! :shock: .

Oh..as I was typing the previous hand I remember another set and I also took a stack with it. I raise with 99 UTG or some crap. CO-BTN raises big time...I calculate and he game me like 11:1 at his stack...so I called. FLOP. 9-K-J. I lead, he raises BIG time. I only call. TTurn 2. I think frever..being dramatic and pushed all in. He instacalls and river bricks. He had AA.

I was almost 200 down at some point of the session and then a few good hands were paid. I ended the day with only $22 down. I called it a day when I noticed my last $200 in bonus where finally in my account.

I love Party Poker!! That is $800 in bonus in aout 7days. Total profit for the week is about 1200 , which is really tite considering I have been playing NL$25 and NL$50 for just abut 3K hnds.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:10 am

Today I had a session that is worth posting. I was up 7+ buy ins at some point and ended up +5. At my first break, after about 2hours and 15minuts, I was up almopst 4buy in. Then at the beginning of te second sesion I went down to lik +1.5bu ins only, so I lost 2.3buy ins.

I think I am bein so swingy because I am making a few marginal pushes and calls because I have a read on villain and I know there is a very good chance I am ahead. Here are a few examples. I had so may good/great hands and also bad beats tht I dont know if I should post all them in just one post. Oh well, here they are... if you are doing nothing just looking for something on the forums, I think you might enjoy checking this hands knowing all this happened in just one session of about 6.5hours 6 tabling NL$50 6max. I was loading them into pokerhand as I was playing, I know I missed a few:


Hand 1. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709110

Hand 2. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709149

Hand 3. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709173

Hand 4. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709193

Hand 5. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709237

Hand 6. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709306

Hand 7. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709361

Hand 8. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709410

Hand 9. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709426

Hand 10. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709523

Hand 11. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709885

Hand 12. http://www.pokerhand.org/?709887

Hand 13. http://www.pokerhand.org/?710125

Hand 14. http://www.pokerhand.org/?710194

On this last hand, the bozo had a missed AQ. He had been coming over the top on the river a couple times. After checking the turn that push could only be a bluff. I only need to be right about 30$ of the times anyway. Hated the turn check, ex?

Oh well, today I made about $250 on the tables and cleared $88 in bonus from the Stars reload. $338 payday in NL$50 is not bad at all. This was close to my best day ever at least in terms of buy ins. The best day I made $890 in Full Tilt NL$100 tables. +7buy ins to the roll. I should have at least 22 buy ins for NL$100 but I wot make ther move untill the bankroll hit at least 30-35 buy ins and I am running at 5ptbb/100 at NL$50.I shold be better now but only in about 9K hands or less.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby black_knight6 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:43 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:00 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:57 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby NorthView » Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:26 am

Congrats to you on your eventual upswing, Alex!
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby AlexMR » Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:25 pm

TY sir. Today I decided to take a free day and it wasnt bcause I felt like it but because I had to. My mouse is not working and playing 300tabls with the touchpad sucks. I realized that it was broken when I woke up and three hours later sat on the computer. Problem is I have a fugged up sleeping schedule and I wake up at abot 2-3PM and three hours later were almost 7PM. I am currently without a car and the last time I asked my mother to buy me a mouse she picked up a very nice piece of **** that costs like 35dollars. Fugg that.

Anyway, I was really into playin and I went to my uncle´s house. I had sent him $50 bucks for the 300th time and he had alreasdy lost $20 in NL$10. The fact that I suck must be a family thing. Well, he then asked me to sit down and ake som money on his account. I sat down at the table he had lost the two buy ins. I realized they really suk. There was one rock and 4 morons. One of them was a maniac running kinda hot. I pick JJ in teh BB. He minraises, two callers and I make it to like $0.90. He calls. Flop is rags with two spades. I lead, he minraises. I push and he instacalls. River is a spade and he has KJs. NIHAN.

A few orbits later we have had some hands where I raise him and some hands whhere he minraises me and stuff. We have some history. Hand 2.I get JJ again. I raise and he reraises me peflop. I pushed my full stack andhe calls. He has AK and the river is an unnecesary J. I doubled up. Hand 3 only a few minutes later. I pick 22 on the btton. He minraises UTG i think and I reraised him. He calls. FLOP. 2-9-Q. He leads, I raise big. He calls. Turn K. He leads now looking strong. I pushed he instacalled with K9 and I took the remainings of his stack. VNH, sir.

I played a few more hands and made some chage. I left hs account with $47 again. He doesnt listen to me. He doesnt want to apply any kind of strategy. He used to be a big gambler and I think he once had a gambling problem. Is it possible for this kind of gambler to become winning players. I think he is an action junkie whn it comes to gambling, and I honestly will discourage him from keeping playing.

WAnyways, I got back to my mother´s and I was extremely bored. I was going to finish some Dostoiesvki book I am reading but as uual sat down at the computer and came here. Read a post and opened Stars just to watch a high Stakes table. I rapidly got bored and decided I was going t find a good NL$200 table and single table. I found one full of short and half stacks and sat down. Only one remarkable hand. It was the last. After that the table broke.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?715534

I had been raising and stealing blinds with some impunity. I decided to steal those two. He HAD to reraise just because how I had been raising his blinds! Anyway, for being a free day +$145 is goooooot to me. :)
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:20 am

Sunday january 14th.

I am not posting much because I was worrying too much with the results. Now, I am trying not to think of the results but i keep doing it. So far, I have played about 25K hands and have taken several free days from poker in this months. Everything is in place for a 50K+ hands month, which is tite because I need it in order to make some money, since I suck so much and all that.

Well, I have been losing for the past three days and as you all know it is not fun. In the past 6K hands I have been a little card dead, and findmyself pushing overpairs and marginal situations. Since I am playing tribeca a very good deal ofthe tims I have the best hands but lose over and over. Anyways, I am still running at 2.8+ptbb/100 in this month.

I have been tryin to find those 3ptbb/100 I need to get to 6ptbb/100 and I know where they are. Every time I am running cold for 2K hands periods I get in trouble. I am semitilting. I say semi because it's not total tilt, like the one you are calling obvious valuebets with the worse, but the ones you push you overpairs when you know you have to slow down or even fold. I honestly dont know if i should be looking for higher winrates with high pairs, because my WR with them is actually high. 5.8ptbb/hand with AA, 3.9ptbb/100 with KK and 2.9ptbb/100 with QQ.

Today I had QQ vs. KK twice and got set over seted. In total I lost 129, that cant really be considered 2.5buy ins because some of it was lost in tribeca playing with 200BB stacks. In the past tthree days I have lost $320. I am sure I will get it or most of it before I clear the last 10K point of my tribeca bonus. Those guys are simply awful.

Here is a graph ofmy month so far. EVen at 2.8ptbb/100 have made a little more than $1300 dollars, which is also tite. The graph shows 2.7ptbb/100 sut there is about 2.2K hands and 100+ i made while playng on beca without checking the "store HHs.." thing.

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WOW. Looking at this graph I realized I am break even for the past 13K hands. :x . That is why I hate this journal, it remindsme how much i suck.

See u in like 2 weeks probably...

PS.: While posting here I decided to check how much I ve lost in the ast three days and it s been exactly 5buy ins. Somethings are not shown in the graph because i have been playng in bodog and a couple times in my sister's computer.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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