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...im 28 also btw..dont worry people will get usedto you..

nice MK.

so I just had an awesome Tribeca Coinflip

I have KJ shorstack has K9 (like real shortstack i.e. 3 dollars)

K107 is the flop

we get it all in on the flop, and im worried.

of course, he gets the runner runner str8.

So...this is me a little sauced and trying to figure out how to cash out:

nerves77 (22:22:14): so i select firepay? doesnt matter which one i select?
Ariel-Host (22:22:30): it doesnt matter
nerves77 (22:22:38): do i still have to pay the 10 bucks?
nerves77 (22:22:45): and whats the min/max for the check
Ariel-Host (22:22:47): yes
nerves77 (22:22:57): and timeframe
Ariel-Host (22:23:13): the minimun is $25 and the max is $2500 and it could take 5 to 6 bussines days
nerves77 (22:23:17): you charge for the ONLY withdrawal method? thats cool
nerves77 (22:23:42): guess ill just withdraw the whole wad and play somewhere else.
Ariel-Host (22:23:53): ok
nerves77 (22:23:59): thanks for yer help
nerves77 (22:24:11): what do i owe you for the advice?
nerves77 (22:24:44): is it per minute? or a per question charge?
Ariel-Host (22:25:16): you are welcome
Ariel-Host (22:25:17): bye

Apparently they lack any sense of humor. Meh. I don't know what I'm gonna do. It's pretty annoying to get charged for your only withdrawal method, but I could use some of the money. I'm trying to sell a bike and some skiis, so if that works I will just leave the cash in the roll and pwn the euros for a bit more...but if not maybe I will move the rest of the roll to UB. If that is even possible GODDAMIT.

oh I lost like 15 bucks playing kinda buzzed. some mizor minraised with AA and I pushed with 1010 cos he had a small stack. And apparently the coinflip only works against me.

BAH.

Ok so I played some today between vacuuming (goddam i hate cleaning shit) and reading about how Doyle's Room is leaving Tribeca in like 3 weeks. BAH! Guess I will cash out most of my roll from there in the next couple weeks and stick it on UB or Stars or FTP or something. I dunno. Anyway, despite all the thoughts of impending doom, I managed to win a little bit of money.

Tightest hand of the day-

I have KK UTG and raise it up. One caller on the button. Flop comes AAK. I bet out and dude calls. So he must have an Ace and hes going stack-o now unless he catches. Turn is a 9, so I bet out the turn again and he raises me all in. I call, hoping douche doesnt have A9. He turns over 97. Nice play son.

Hand I thought I would win but did not-

I have 23x in the BB. Folds to shortstack SB who completes. Flop is A23. I bet pot, dude calls. Turn is a 6, I bet pot dude calls. River is a 2 giving me the full house. Shortstack goes mallin and I call. Shortstack turns over 66. Meh.

Anyway I won the money I lost last night playing drunk, and a little bit more.

Bankroll is at $1253

February is plus $183

Goddam Action Points 65,043 (YES ONLY 99,937 left!!!!) (Too bad the site is closing in 3 weeks and it took me 34456752345 years to get 65,000)

So I had another good day. Playing well and generally running hot. Feels good.

Bankroll is at $1331

February is plus $261

Goddam Action Points 67770 These G.A.P.s are clearing a bit faster now that I am buying in for 40 bucks instead of 25. Lemme see...if I can clear 3k per day that should clear in about a month. And Tribeca is ending in 2 weeks. #Q@$%@#$. Hopefully Doyles still honors the bonus, if they still exist. Maybe I should just go on a bender and buy a bunch of excedrin and take a vacation from my job for a week and play like 140 hours in a row.

Meh.

Its supposed to rain the next 3452436 days in a row here in northern california. Which is total balls because I work outside EVERY DAY ALL DAY LONG. It sure is mellow knowing that I could earn about the same amount of money sitting around playing cards and drinking a beer as I could slogging around in the mud and rain all day long. Makes it sooo hard to get outta bed in the morning. Is this a sign of problem gambling? It's not like I was psyched to get outta bed and go to work before I played poker either.

last night my buddy got me into this grad student social event thing at UC Berkeley, even though im no grad student. we were just going there to try and pick up on smart girls. it was pouring rain here, so not many people showed up, maybe like 60 max. ratio of men to women was approximately 45623453 : 0.5. seriously i think it was probably 8 to 1 men. bah. BUT...it was 3 dollars to get in, and you got all the beer you could drink, and you got 3 free slices of pizza. BUT BUT because only like 50 people showed up they gave everyone there an entire pizza. I ate about 40 slices of pizza in the last 15 hours. seriously. my stomach hurt. anyway i got super full of pizza and super drunk and talked to some kinda pretty russian girl for a while, but obv got nowhere because i suck at life.

then i came home and played some poker just hammmmered. i think i won 5 bucks or something. i quit before i lost it all.

anyway...i cashed out most of my roll from doyles room yesterday morning. hopefully they will really send me a check that will work at my bank. just seems too sketchy these days to leave any real amt of money on the internets these days. well, for my poor ass anyway.

so i left 300 dollars in my account so that i wouldnt have to start reading or playing my guitar again or studying my trade...had to drop my buyins down from 40 bucks to 25 since i dont want to go busto.

anyway i ran ok the last couple days, won $39. havent been playing a ton what with all the pizza and beer.

so bankroll is now $339 (ZOMG MISSING A 1 IN THE FRONT)

February is plus $300

G.A.P 69197

BAH. Had my first losing session of the month. Went down to about 45 bucks below my high point. Just on stupid shit too. KK<<33 AA<<99 both 2 outed on the river mallin preflop. Turned nut str8, douchebucket makes a boat on the river. Turned nut flush, douchebucket makes a boat on the river. GODDAMIT. But I kept playing good and ended up only down 15 dollars. Flop trips, get outkicked. But I think I'm losing near the minimum on these hands. Guess I should post some in the NL section. I'm also finding it a little stressful playing with such a short bankroll. Meh, just gotta grind some hours I guess.

Anyway I did clear some more of these G.A.P.'s though, which is good.

Bankroll - $324

February - $285

G.A.P. - 70830

So on another note, I saw one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen at the gym today on one of those exerciser machines. For some reason she looked right at me and sorta stared and smiled. Unfortunately I suck at life and just walked on by. God I suck. YO MK...whats the best way to approach some chick working out at the gym on an exerciser machine? Jeeez I feel like Xas...

Anyway, I'm gonna go camp out at the gym until this girl shows up again.

Aight, this is what you gotta do.
1)Play it coo.
2) Next time you see her, initiate the smile.
3)If you get a positive response, go up and introduce yourself, make some small chat, and then get back to your work out, dont linger.
4) Next time, talk a little bit more...and find out whether she is single.
5) By now you should have some sort of indication where you stand, and you can proceed to go out for coffee, or w/e the fck you like to do. It would be generally advisable to ask her somewhere which came up in your conversation in either (3) or (4)
6) Go out, have SEX.
7) Stay Ballin.

I was just joking bout the last two but GL.

The only one that got this right is MVP. Ignore the rest of that shit.

Stalk her. Once you happen to "accidentially" bump into her outside of the gym, say hello, hey, didn't I see you at the gym. . . . and you are in.

BRAG: I asked this cute girl from work out to get drunk and play some pool this weekend, and she insta-agreed. SWEEEEEET!

BEAT: Like 2 hours later my ex-girlfriend called and asked me if I had: "time to talk tomorrow...in person" (<-----direct quote). Dont ask me why I said yes, because I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I SAID YES. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK.

BEAT #2: Now I gotta do my goddam laundry and clean up my apartment.


I played a little poker today, won like 15 bucks. Meh then I went and played that game Kuso talked about in AG. I've played the boardgame Settlers thats like close to exactly the same thing. I just played against some bots to figure the thing out because the instructions on that site are woefully inadequate. Fun game, but I'm sure I would get smoked by Kuso.

Anyway I'm gonna go lie in bed and dread talking to my ex. FFFFSSSS

ED, you make so much sense. The only attachment I have to this woman is some mutual friends, and if the care well fuck em. I wrote her an email saying I dont want to talk to her. She called me and I ignored it. And instead of getting groveled/guilt tripped all afternoon I just played basketball and went to the bar with some friends. It was awesome.

So inbetween playing basketball and going to the bar I was hanging out in my apartment with my buddy watching some Colbert Report. And we are sitting there watching it and BANG! my computer insta-turns off. Screen is still on but computer is off. All the lights are still on but computer is off. WTF. So I press the button and nothing happens. My buddy is a computer geek so he smells the back of the computer and says "oh shit dude something smells like burning." So it looks like the power supply overheated cos the fan is fucked up. So I unplug and replug all the plugs and wait for a bit and then pray for a while and then turn the computer on again, and it comes on. But the fan isnt going. So my buddy sticks his car key through the little holes in the back of the computer to try and "jump-start" the fan. Next thing I know FLASH! BANG! and everything (lights computer monitor refrigerator) turns off. Buddy is not hurt, so I go flip the breaker and we decide to get the hell away from computer before it blows. So we hop in his car and he sticks the key in the ignition but the key wont turn. We look at the key and the fuggin electricity from the computer burnt/melted/fucked up the metal on the key. Luckily it had a plastic bit that he was holding when he was poking around or I think he would be burnt/melted/fucked up instead...Anyway we got his spare key and went to the bar and it was ok.

I did manage to play a few hands of poker, and ran pretty good. I ran at almost 40ptbb/100 for 400 hands, for a $60 profit.

Bankroll - $399

February - $360

G.A.P - 72,257

Girls that play pool are like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS whores... GL sir...

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