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Postby TightWad » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:39 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:52 pm

Holy mother of balls, you unrepentently worthless pissant fuck sucking donky fuck-ing fuck-face!

I figured youd enacted your evil plan of seducing your fat middle aged male gas station manager, and then killing him in what police detectives merely deemed 'vigorous sodomy gone terribly wrong'... (nobody's fault really, these things happen, right?) -- and then taken his position, and thus gotten to know the actual OWNER of the gas station, killed him in a similar way, at which time you finally dame into OWNING the gas station, where you now reign supreme, and seduce customers, whom you now snuff out at will, via sodomy-gone-wrong....(dood your seriously a pretty sick fuck for all this, btw...) I shoulda known better than to think you were that ambitious though! You worthless fuck- good to see ya
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby Kuso » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:01 pm

wwcrd?

"that basically sums up poker for me - 12" needle in the testicle." <nutkick> mvp
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Postby stealthtt385 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:12 pm

A[d]K[d]
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Postby TightWad » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:47 pm

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Postby piersmajestyk » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:06 pm

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Postby Twelver » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:09 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby iceman5 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:47 pm

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Postby TightWad » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:26 pm

Ice,

Same old shit, pretty much. I'm using money that I already had on stars, so I won't have to worry about those issues till I bust out.

-TW
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Postby Rhound50 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:32 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby Molina » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:39 pm

"Are you referring to that Molina kid? He was the biggest A-hole I've ever seen"


<emmasdad> BJ's and diaper changes, HERE I COME
<shamdonk> ya
<shamdonk> ed im here for you
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Postby Nortonesque » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:10 pm

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:53 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby BKAZ » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:15 pm

Welcome Back TW, looking forward to more of your u hum, colorful posts. Someone has to challenge Mecos for supreme commander of all that is morbid, sinful, vomit inducing and yet strangely amusing.

BK
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Postby TightWad » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:50 pm

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