I give you the "tilt free card play" -- to be used for sucking out cheaply:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with , .
2 folds, MP1 calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) , , (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets, MP1 calls, Hero raises, CO folds, SB folds, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks.

River: (5.50 BB) (3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, Hero raises, BB folds, MP1 3-bets, Hero caps, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

Results in white below:
MP1 has 7d 7h (three of a kind, sevens).
Hero has Ks 4s (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 13.50 BB.

Norton--

Dude. Thats a great move! I got a move thats almost as good as that one. ITs called the jammitup-against-a-steal-when-your-hopelessly-behind-then-somehow-get-there-move.

This ones good times.

Dealt to NoGooooooooo
senditusuk has joined the table.
I_EAT_DOG folds.
Chris3503 folds.
jhtomsen folds.
Kichijiro raises [$30]. <<--------this LAGgy assholes been raisin my blinds up EVERYtime.
NoGooooooooo raises [$35]. <Makin a stand this time
huntagrimes folds.
Kichijiro calls [$15].
** Dealing Flop **
NoGooooooooo bets [$15].
Kichijiro calls [$15].
** Dealing Turn **
NoGooooooooo bets [$30].
Kichijiro raises [$60]. <-------okay so maybe im pretty screwed at the moment-but i got an out, so i think i gotta call.
NoGooooooooo calls [$30].
** Dealing River ** <---------------LOLOLOL!!
NoGooooooooo checks.
Kichijiro bets [$30].
NoGooooooooo raises [$60].
Kichijiro calls [$30].
NoGooooooooo shows , a straight, ten to ace.
Kichijiro doesn't show , a pair of kings.
NoGooooooooo wins $372 from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
ouch!! <-----------Me rubbing it in like a champ

He started bitching at me, and i explained to him how he misplayed his hand horribly, and thats why he lost. That tilted him even worse! hahaha!
Actually, had he not waited till the turn to CR me, hed have taken down the pot, because i never wouldve stuck around for the river if i hadnt been in so deeply.

So anyway i just thought id add my own move-Together, me and norton got some good moves for all the newbies to learn from, dont we??

Okay, beat this one! Lemme explain my thinking, i.e. why i called on the flop; i thought it was extremely likely that the flop missed him, but i didn't wanna raise there because that'd look too much like a bluff. The plan was to either bet or raise on the turn to represent a jack. But then, BAM! I catch an undercard to make a rocking pair of 3's! At this point, I was forced to abandon my grand scheme; I thought there was a good chance my 3's were best, but couldn't really stand a 3-bet, so I just called down. You should've heard the abuse I got for my world-class muppetry on this one, lol!

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed)

Preflop: TW is BB with , .
6 folds, SB raises, TW calls.

Flop: (4 SB) , , (2 players)
SB bets, TW calls.

Turn: (3 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, TW calls.

River: (5 BB) (2 players)
SB bets, TW calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Tc 4s (one pair, jacks).
TW has 5h 3c (two pair, jacks and threes).
Outcome: TW wins 7 BB.

-TW

The funniest thing is that despite hands like the one above, I still have the shameless audacity to insist that my losing streaks are not my fault.

-TW

Hi all,

Been lurking for a few weeks now and decided it's time to jump in. this is my first post. So hellp BTP.

Norton, your new move...isn't it simply a classic "protect your hand" move? If not, where am I wrong?

Thanks,
edmunds5

Edmunds -- this is a classic free card play. I called it a new move because I did it while on tilt, and I'm rarely thinking clearly enough on tilt to attempt a free card play.

There's definitely merit to doing this with middle pair, an overcard, and a backdoor flush draw, but the pot probably needs to be a bit larger to make it +EV -- say 9 or 10 bets -- and being in later position where I could be more confident of being last to act on the turn (so no one behind me bets after I check) would also be nice.

The preflop limp is also not so great -- I justified it to myself because the guys behind me were fairly loose, but you really need to be closer to the button with a king rag suited to take full advantage of any king high flops.