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by NorthView » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:29 am
I looked at the first few of those and couldn't take any more.
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.
Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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by Zmej » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:02 am
"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
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by iceman5 » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:43 am
http://www.pokerhand.org/?848340
Zmej, after reading the above linked hand, do you still think that villian cant have AK in that "toughest hand ever" hand that Xaston posted in the NL section?
Zmej, after reading the above linked hand, do you still think that villian cant have AK in that "toughest hand ever" hand that Xaston posted in the NL section?
iceman5 ![[As]](http://livepokerforum.com/images/smilies/As.gif "The Ace of Spades")
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by Zmej » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:11 am
"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
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by oatmealforxmas » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:50 pm
Hey Xas,
I was playing on Tribeca today, like I do every day, and I was chatting with somebody about playing styles. And they were all like "I play pretty loose, yeah, but if you want to see someone crazy you should check out this guy Xaston" ... and I was all like "Yeah I've heard that guy is a total donk"
Well I shoulda said that but I didn't I was all like "hey i know that noob" and they said "orly I went to high school with him" and their screen name is some crap about bob saget.
Anyway they seem pretty good at poker, even though apparently you think they are horrible and tell them at every possible moment. And they are definitely bankroll fish, which they freely admitted.
That is all.
I was playing on Tribeca today, like I do every day, and I was chatting with somebody about playing styles. And they were all like "I play pretty loose, yeah, but if you want to see someone crazy you should check out this guy Xaston" ... and I was all like "Yeah I've heard that guy is a total donk"
Well I shoulda said that but I didn't I was all like "hey i know that noob" and they said "orly I went to high school with him" and their screen name is some crap about bob saget.
Anyway they seem pretty good at poker, even though apparently you think they are horrible and tell them at every possible moment. And they are definitely bankroll fish, which they freely admitted.
That is all.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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by black_knight6 » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:52 pm
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by Xaston » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:08 pm
About 100 shy of the money in the Sunday Million. Average stack is below 50,000. This pot puts me in 2nd chip position.
I'm so sick of this.
I'm so sick of this.
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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by Xaston » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:42 pm
I just realized that pot was 20x the starting stack. The buyin for the tournament was $500.
I just lost a $10,000 coinflip?
P.S. If anyone mentions the concept of diminishing value of chips in a tournament, they are getting banned.
I just lost a $10,000 coinflip?
P.S. If anyone mentions the concept of diminishing value of chips in a tournament, they are getting banned.
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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by Juskimo » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:31 pm
What about not pushing a deep stack with AQ?
[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT
<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one
http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT
<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one
http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
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by pokerzen » Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:03 am
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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by Zmej » Mon Feb 26, 2007 3:46 am
"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
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by pokerzen » Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:24 am
Lindgren wrote something about this as well ... although it was actually along the lines of "to a good player, 1000 chips are worth 2000, to a bad player, 1000 chips are worth 500" ... it's not exactly the same concept, but I think if you combine the 2 you get something interesting.
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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