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by oatmealforxmas » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:02 am
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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by pokerzen » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:28 am
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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by MVPSPORTS » Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:16 pm
forum/viewtopic.php?t=22365&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=45
Bout halfway down the page... Oatmeal comin out...
Well done sir... Seeing as how EP9 has gone on to greener pastures, I guess youre our new resident expert on draperies and what kinda shoes to wear in the spring and other important topics...
Bout halfway down the page... Oatmeal comin out...
Well done sir... Seeing as how EP9 has gone on to greener pastures, I guess youre our new resident expert on draperies and what kinda shoes to wear in the spring and other important topics...
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by EscapePlan9 » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:53 pm
Nice title. I cannot even afford to buy gardenburgers regularly anymore.
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by shamdonk » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:57 pm
garden burgers are pretty tite, aint no meat though.
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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by MecosKing » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:42 am
NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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by oatmealforxmas » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:36 am
@#$^@$%....I'm really not into dudes, but it looks like the evidence is mounting against me.
Oh well, if I am as successful picking up on dudes as I am picking up on chicks I shouldn't really have anything to worry about.
Oh well, if I am as successful picking up on dudes as I am picking up on chicks I shouldn't really have anything to worry about.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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oatmealforxmas - Posts: 987
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by oatmealforxmas » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:51 am
February recap:
Well I played a shit-ton of hours trying to clear this bonus. I got pretty close, but didn't make it. I did put in 84 hours in one week (20k hands at 7ptbb/100), but I still needed about another 20 hours...But I didn't stack off my roll trying to get the bonus either, which is good.
This month was my best month ever. I won $961 and also got a rakeback check that I've been waiting for since December for an additional $400.
The bankroll is now at $1020 (YEAH PZ YOU GOT ME BEAT, BUT IM STILL MAKING IT TO 10K FIRST) (PS HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN THIS MONTH?) I have to move sites now, though, as I was playing at Doyle's Room. They had a deal to transer all yer cash and action points to FTP, so I did that just because I have a ton of those points and want to use em for something. I haven't played at FTP in years, but I have about $500 left of uncleared bonus there, so I think I will try and knock that out next. I get 30% rakeback at UB, but that bet the pot button does suck donkey balls.
So let's see here....
January = $486
February = $1361
YTD = $1847
Anyways...I just got back from a family reunion/birthday party (it was my birthday yesterday you inconsiderate @#$%@ers), and my brain is complete mush from talking so much...so...I'm going to fuckin bed.
Well I played a shit-ton of hours trying to clear this bonus. I got pretty close, but didn't make it. I did put in 84 hours in one week (20k hands at 7ptbb/100), but I still needed about another 20 hours...But I didn't stack off my roll trying to get the bonus either, which is good.
This month was my best month ever. I won $961 and also got a rakeback check that I've been waiting for since December for an additional $400.
The bankroll is now at $1020 (YEAH PZ YOU GOT ME BEAT, BUT IM STILL MAKING IT TO 10K FIRST) (PS HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN THIS MONTH?) I have to move sites now, though, as I was playing at Doyle's Room. They had a deal to transer all yer cash and action points to FTP, so I did that just because I have a ton of those points and want to use em for something. I haven't played at FTP in years, but I have about $500 left of uncleared bonus there, so I think I will try and knock that out next. I get 30% rakeback at UB, but that bet the pot button does suck donkey balls.
So let's see here....
January = $486
February = $1361
YTD = $1847
Anyways...I just got back from a family reunion/birthday party (it was my birthday yesterday you inconsiderate @#$%@ers), and my brain is complete mush from talking so much...so...I'm going to fuckin bed.
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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by pokerzen » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:18 am
(YEAH PZ YOU GOT ME BEAT, BUT IM STILL MAKING IT TO 10K FIRST) (PS HOW MUCH DID YOU WIN THIS MONTH?) This month I basically won my bankroll. So yah ... 1160
A man of your skills is wasting your time on Hold Em. Learn PLO. You'll kill me in the race. Far more profitable.
I'm at 1160 as of today. (I include rakeback).
So yah ... 1160
A man of your skills is wasting your time on Hold Em. Learn PLO. You'll kill me in the race. Far more profitable.
I'm at 1160 as of today. (I include rakeback).
<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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by oatmealforxmas » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:16 pm
FFFSS I don't know where to play.
Chime in on this thread if you have ideas of UB with rakeback vs. FTP and no rakeback (probably no rakeback)
forum/viewtopic.php?t=23308
So far this month has been lame. I got drunk on my birthday and lost 40 bucks going allin blind and stuff. Then I lost 30 bucks playing at UB.
So far this month = -70
Chime in on this thread if you have ideas of UB with rakeback vs. FTP and no rakeback (probably no rakeback)
forum/viewtopic.php?t=23308
So far this month has been lame. I got drunk on my birthday and lost 40 bucks going allin blind and stuff. Then I lost 30 bucks playing at UB.
So far this month = -70
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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by oatmealforxmas » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:55 pm
[12:17] heat517163: i won 26k last month
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
[12:17] heat517163: and havent bought ANYTHING
[12:17] heat517163: not one thing
[12:17] heat517163: i almost bought a few shirts
[12:17] heat517163: but monicas like
[12:17] heat517163: "you dont need more clothes"
[12:17] heat517163: meh
[12:17] oatsforxmas: ha
[12:17] heat517163: wanted funny shirts
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oatmealforxmas - Posts: 987
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by AlexMR » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:50 pm
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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