Wow! Well, lemme start by saying i was, as usual at a great table, with one of the godawfullest mizors in history on it- and mind you, ive sat with the godawfullest of them, so that is a strong claim. Lemme tellya a little about this guy. Hed He was truly awful insofaras he would cold call a PF raise with literally any 2 he felt like (Were talkin stuff like Q3o, 210s, etc) and was about the biggest calling station i have ever seen.
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However, the plot thickens with him, because he was maniacal too...and i had the read of a lifetime on him- for once in my generally benighted poker life, i FINALLY established what everyone loves to talk about, but what very few really have too often -- a SOLID READ! WHOO HOO!!! He would slowplay pretty much any pair till the turn and try to get a CR off on someone with it, and would bet his draws aggressively. And when he had absolutely NOTHING, and he decided he wanted to make a move on the pot, he would check--raise the flop! He was 75% VPIP, and OBVIOUSLY, as the worst players on party like to do, he was smashing the bejezus outta me in every which ridiculous godawfully mizorly way possible [if anyone really wants to know, ill rant about it in my journal when i get around to writing later after i come homea lil tipsy]. This hand was the icing on the cake though, in terms of how well i read him and how badly it turned out for me.

Dealt to AKsoGay
tal27 folds.
rsqx2 folds.
EASY_ONE folds.
darlindest folds.
AKsoGay raises [$15].
J999goose calls [$10].
]** Dealing Flop **
AKsoGay bets [$10].
J999goose raises [$20]. <<--NOTE: CR means he has shit! Im gonna jam him on the turn.
AKsoGay calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn **
AKsoGay checks.
J999goose bets [$20].
AKsoGay raises [$40].
J999goose raises [$40]. <--he reraises, is still very much doubt hes got anything, but what the hell. Maybe ill raise the river if a blank comes off.
AKsoGay calls [$20].
** Dealing River ** <---not the greatest river card, but what the hell, im just calling, because who knows.
AKsoGay checks.
J999goose bets [$20].
AKsoGay calls [$20].
J999goose shows two pairs, queens and fours. (ARRRGH!! Q3 for 3 bets on the turn, that my friends, is a true godawful mizing ass-whole.)

AKsoGay doesn't show two pairs, jacks and fours.
J999goose wins $238 from the main pot with two pairs, queens and fours.\

So, the paradox that started with the first mention of an all loving and all powerful god, continues through the ages, right on down to me. Why (O why) do bad things happen to good people?

ugh. Dontcha hate it when that happens?

Better add him to your buddy list and go fishing.