Ran pretty good today. Won about 4 stacks, roll is just over $1400, dangerously approaching move up/doomswitch level of $1500.

Tyrannic tried to get in my head today. I was just sitting around minding my own business collecting money from the donkeys, and this guy sits next to me. His screen name is Avarice something or other, and I remembered seeing that on T's many hand postings. This is what he had to say immediately after he sits down:

AVARICE914: s'dagjad'g
AVARICE914: AP=rigged
MR_BS: wtf
MR_BS: true
PKTFULLSHLLS: very!
MR_BS: welcome
AVARICE914: ZOMG DOOD
AVARICE914: trhey say its random
MR_BS: I don't speak Instant messenger
AVARICE914: but its rigged for the fishes and stuff
PKTFULLSHLLS: tell us about on...
PKTFULLSHLLS: it , go on
MR_BS: wow
AVARICE914: ill prob get AA here
AVARICE914: and lose to 22
MR_BS: quick bail
MR_BS: u know AP well
PKTFULLSHLLS: i folded my aa
PKTFULLSHLLS: lol
AVARICE914: hoesntyl im about to start folding any big pair
PKTFULLSHLLS: i guess u bought it
AVARICE914: i cant standdddddddd losing w. em
MR_BS wins (75c chips).
AVARICE914: nah mean?
OATSFORXMAS: TYRANNIC get the F off my table
AVARICE914: K:JSDGHdukfl;agh;asnud
AVARICE914: WTF
AVARICE914: NOOOOO
OATSFORXMAS: lol
AVARICE914: HOWD U NO
OATSFORXMAS: what are you doing here?
AVARICE914: FN jesus
AVARICE914: i was about to 3 bet u every hand
MR_BS: ? explain
AVARICE914: just for fun
OATSFORXMAS: ha
OATSFORXMAS: lol
OATSFORXMAS: you SOB
PKTFULLSHLLS: lol
MR_BS: ??
AVARICE914: love, tyrannic
OATSFORXMAS: i dont raise so you cant 3 bet me
AVARICE914: pz
AVARICE914: lol
OATSFORXMAS: late
AVARICE914: my lil bk

Dont know what that last line was. It was pretty a pretty awesome effort though. Meh I gotta go to work tomorrow so I dont get fired. BAH.

my lil bk was a reference to black knight aka mr. 4% vpip 2.5% pfr. which was a counter to "i dont raise so you cant 3 bet me".

gg @ teh 4 stacks, how many tables you run per session?

Well, ran kinda crazy today. Swinging around like a monkey. But I ended up about 35 bucks. Roll is up to $1435. Only 65 dollars till moving up/getting rich/becoming balla.

Does that kind of thing you're asking really happens? Bunch of lucksacks!.

LOL no here are my last two sets LOLOL:

I have 77. Flop a set on 237 rainbow board and lose. To 57 offsuit. A then 4 Runner runner straight FTW. I was only 96.5% favorite on flop when money went in. LOL

Next, I have 88, flop a set on A82 board with 2 hearts. Checks to me I bet pot, and get 2 callers. Turn is a heart, and some guy donk bets into me. I just call, figuring one of these guys must have the flush draw. Turn is another freaking heart of course. Donk guy minbets into me, and I call with my 8 high flush, and rake the pot. They were both on A-rag hands.

So I got my four to a flush and four to a straight. Kill me pls.

Cant seem to win the last little bit of money to make my bankroll goal so I can move up to 50nl. I keep getting 3 outed and just run kinda crappy. I guess its good that I get it out of my system at this lower level. But I really want to move up goddamit. Hopefully somehow I can manage to win a couple stacks in the next like 12 hours that I have to play.

I played like 2 hours this morning for a tidy 10 dollar loss. My favorite hand was AQ against some donkey with a half stack. I CRAI on the turn on a 665Q board. He calls, turns over KQ and rivers the 3 outer.

Well bankroll = $1501 and I guess the time has come. My plan now is to play the juiciest tables I can find, at either .10/.25 or .25/.50, buying in for 50 dollars at either stake.

God help me I am moving up.

Yeah 4VPIP/3PFR works all the way up to NL600 apparently... Just ask BK...

Well, played like 45min just now and won $90. Moving up is kinda nuts. I'm still a little tense in the big pots. But I think it makes me play better. I don't think I have been any more weak tight than I am in my regular game, so thats good I guess. The big donaters at my tables left, so I decided to take a break and go get some food. Maybe call it a night, I don't know. It is always nice to go to sleep as a winner...but those guys at NL50 seem to hate money more than the guys at 25NL.

Oh LOL some donkey called me a fish for "chasing" an open ended straight flush draw LOL.
I was on the button and flopped the OESFD. He leads out for $1 into a 3 dollar pot. Some donkey calls, and I reraise it to 4. Everyone calls. I was hoping for a reraise obv so I could just shove it in the middle. Turn is a rag, of course, and donkey leads for a dollar again. I don't know WTF he is doing here, and since there is only one card left and since I am hella weak/tight, I decide to just call. River gives me the nut straight, donkeys check to me, I bet 2/3 pot, original donkey folds, and the guy that was calling all along calls with the ignorant end of the straight. Original donkey then proceeds to tell me how he didn't want to bet more on the flop or turn with his set because he knew I would call any bet LOLOLOLOLOL. Well played donkeys. TY for the monies.