A black fucking swan just landed in my lap and took a huge dump on me. Down $1100 from buying in for $80 at a time on the PLO $400 tables and getting it in against a complete fucking retarded cunt who would call with ANY piece of the board and hit EVERY time.

Example:

He raises, I re-raise with AA76 double suited.

Flop comes K75 with two clubs, so I got the nut flush draw, overpair and middle pair. I push, he calls with KJ95 for top and bottom, and stand up.

I flop top set with QQTT, he calls my push with an oesd and hits, I don't.

He would call my re-raises with hands like J962 and LITERALLY call no matter what happened to flop. I did win once when he called with no pair/no draw and my AA stood up but in 5 years of playing, I have NEVER seen anyone suck out this much.

His stats were something like 90/50 and he was re-raising OOP with quality stuff like A964s or J965ds. In the words of Xas:

I logged out and withdrew 50% of my BR to pay 4 months rent just in case this shit will finally bust me.

Still... I am surprisingly calm and I barely titlted, just kept reloading, taking notes and getting my ass brutally penetrated sideways by this asswad. It's soon 5 in th emorning and I will go out and have some fresh air. I'll bring a book.

Thought I would be screaming and breaking stuff if this happened, but I'm not. Weird.

Pls stay away from firearms/chlorine/sharp objects. Right now you sound like one of those guys thats about to go calmly blow away 25345 people at the office right now. Too calm. Break something.

Get Trillian and get Alex to deSeb you.

i got killed right now too... god.. -6 buy ins in 1h30 minutes .. i consider that a killing for what I play...