June 11
4 hours (early mornin)
down to $580 bankroll ($-2 million from drunken donkin and bad beats)

2 hours (just played recently)

$22 sng (1st $100)
$11 sng (3rd $20)

A few hands:

[9d], monotone club board: flop all-in? crai turn? See my post in NL cash
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

55 sexiness
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

AA party-time
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

AKs v K5o, lol cakeaments
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

$736 bankroll

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CUMULATIVE
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Hours: 13
Profit: $20
Rate: lol $1.53/hr

June 12
$11 SNG
$22 SNG (1st) $100
$22 SNG

KQs makes 2-pr on monotone. Meh I played this abysmally. I wanted to fold so bad. I couldn't put him on any hands I beat except worse 2-prs and I still took to river just cuz he's a caker. BAD BAD BAD BAD HORRIBLE DISGUSTING WTF I DOIN?!?? My initial flop raise was g00t, after then I should have shoved or just gotten outta the way me thinks.
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

J5 in BB makes trips... BvB battle losing trips to trips
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

J8s makes str8 flush in cakeament
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

2 hours
Bankroll: $775 (+$39)

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CUMULATIVE
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Hours: 15
Profit: 59
Rate: $3.93/hr

To sum up my current situation:

I've been unemployed for nearly three weeks.

My car is no longer in working condition.

My health insurance doesn't cover anything apparently, and I am cancelling it and getting different health insurance. I've recently received bills that were supposed to be covered by my health insurance, totalling $600.

Every day my eyes hurt. My sight also is getting worse, especially in my left eye. But I can't afford to see an eye specialist right now. Some of the only times I don't feel the irritation is when I'm asleep.

For the past week I have been surviving off of one meal a day.

I no longer am certain TPE wants me back.

I have no confidence in landing any new jobs. I fear I'm going to have to go back to online poker.

You have the skillz to eaaaasily rake in $20-30/hr playing SNGs..

June 13

1hr
$22 SNG (2nd) $60 (lol calls my 3-bet all-in pre-flop w/K7o - I had A9s)
$22 SNG

76 sucker str8, value bet riv?
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

KTo in SB, isolation. K33 flop, no good?
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

On one table my isolation plays NEVER worked out for me. Those cost me about $20 total. On a different table, my isolation plays worked out nicely adding another $12 or so to my stack I wouldn't have otherwise. Meh. I was unsure about those two hands above and feel like I missed out on some value there. Still, made $53 this hour. Okay.

Bankroll: $850 (+$53)

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CUMULATIVE
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Hours: 17
Profit: 134
Rate: $7.89/hr

So I play another hour later today... and run sickly hot! $209 profit in the hour

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June 13 (continued)
8pm - 9pm (1 hr)

$22 SNG (2nd $60)

See the Low Content section for the majority of the funny hands. I'll post the others here:

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QQ v AA
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

Blah! His raise was suspicious, but with the amount of dead money I couldn't resist... the villain also is noted as a bad player (he raises 8x BB with AJs after an early position limper for instance). Can you fault me for this shove?

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QQ v KK
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

Blah! Half-stackers usually suck balls, so I figure he'll call with QT or whatever. Obv he has KK here. With the raise and call by two medium-stackers, if I re-raised to say $10, we would all be pot-committed on the flop, so I figure all-in is best here. Bad? Unlucky?

Well of course I spike my Q... but still, don't want to be all-in with QQ v KK.

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AK v 33 shortie
http://cakepoker.com/HandHistory/?Hand= ... zMDHwsM%3d

I figured I was probably against a smaller pair but was in a good mood with my $150 stack (at 50NL). Stupid move?

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Bankroll: $1059 (+$209)

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CUMULATIVE
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Hours: 18
Profit: 343
Rate: $19.06/hr

CAKE
SOFTWARE
BLOWS
DONKEY
BALLS

I've been disconnected in the midst of pwning a $22 SNG (and breaking even on cash games - woohoo) - was down to last 5 players and I had 2nd largest stack. CAKED OUT!! I emailed support about the problem and hope their CS is as tite as MK says. I don't just want my $22 buy-in back. At least split the prize-pool evenly, $40 each. Preferably of course giving us monies based on our stacks.

Here's their webpage as of 9pm PST:

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