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Postby MecosKing » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:50 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby AlexMR » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:57 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby RedBarracuda » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:43 am

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(6:36:30 PM) giantgrwth: He was my best friend too, lol
(6:36:48 PM) hard2tel45s: well u were in the crazy bin bro
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Postby AlexMR » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:00 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:53 pm

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Postby AlexMR » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:18 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby NorthView » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:13 am

Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
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[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby AlexMR » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:53 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:40 pm

June 28th.

I played and early session in the morning and made 70. Then I sit for the afternoon long session and had to stop because i had already lost 380. This was the last hand that made me stop:

GAME #587237329: Texas Hold'em NL $0.25/$0.50 28-Jun-2007 22:29:41
Table Philippolis
Seat 1: keyo75 ($11.55 in chips)
Seat 3: wesleybbb ($44.15 in chips)
Seat 6: superdonkk ($64.85 in chips)
Seat 8: GrimCrimson ($19.05 in chips) DEALER
Seat 10: Arl0rd ($75.40 in chips)
Arl0rd: Post SB $0.25
keyo75: Post BB $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to superdonkk [HA SA]
Dealt to GrimCrimson [CA DA]
Dealt to keyo75 [CQ HQ]
Dealt to Arl0rd [CK SK]
wesleybbb: Call $0.50
superdonkk: Raise $3.00
GrimCrimson: Raise $5.50
Arl0rd: Raise $15.50
keyo75: Allin $11.05
wesleybbb: Fold
superdonkk: Raise $61.85
GrimCrimson: Allin $13.55
Arl0rd: Call $49.10
*** FLOP *** [S10 HK DQ]
*** TURN *** [D3]
*** RIVER *** [DK]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $157.80 Rake $3.00
Arl0rd: wins $157.80


-376 exdactly in 1154 hands. I was 19/12/2 and wtsd 19%, w$SD 34.5%. WTF! I fucking hate this game.

I did this because he was to my right 3betting absolutely every raise. I dont know what to do against this players because when i push they always seem to have the nuts. LOL.

GAME #587154707: Texas Hold'em NL $0.25/$0.50 28-Jun-2007 21:06:09
Table Cloverdale�
Seat 1: Dundee84 ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 3: immerdrin ($69.55 in chips)
Seat 5: superdonkk ($48.50 in chips)
Seat 6: fsatek ($42.25 in chips)
Seat 8: IDreamOf ($83.66 in chips)
Seat 10: Johnny245 ($24.90 in chips) DEALER
Dundee84: Post SB $0.25
immerdrin: Post BB $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to superdonkk [DQ CQ]
Dealt to fsatek [SA DA]
superdonkk: Raise $3.00
fsatek: Raise $8.00
IDreamOf: Fold
Johnny245: Fold
Dundee84: Fold
immerdrin: Fold
superdonkk: Raise $30.00
fsatek: Allin $34.25
superdonkk: Call $9.25
*** FLOP *** [S10 CA C3]
*** TURN *** [C8]
*** RIVER *** [HA]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $82.25 Rake $3.00
fsatek: wins $82.25


I called this bastard out of frustration. He was 66/16/9 and had already donated a few bucks. I had been trying to play a hand with him but both times it went wrong because a third person always 3bet or worse, called me...meh

GAME #587171749: Texas Hold'em NL $0.25/$0.50 28-Jun-2007 21:23:30
Table Cicero�
Seat 1: AnDy1976 ($12.95 in chips)
Seat 3: peter1967 ($53.50 in chips)
Seat 5: superdonkk ($64.50 in chips)
Seat 6: kendon1 ($29.40 in chips)
Seat 8: HajDutchii ($188.47 in chips)
Seat 10: cbrocbro ($65.98 in chips) DEALER
AnDy1976: Post SB $0.25
peter1967: Post BB $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to superdonkk [CK HK]
Dealt to cbrocbro [C8 DQ]
superdonkk: Raise $3.00
kendon1: Fold
HajDutchii: Fold
cbrocbro: Call $3.00
AnDy1976: Fold
peter1967: Fold
*** FLOP *** [C9 H10 HJ]
superdonkk: Bet $4.00
cbrocbro: Call $4.00
*** TURN *** [SK]
superdonkk: Check
cbrocbro: Bet $7.00
superdonkk: Call $7.00
*** RIVER *** [D7]
superdonkk: Check
cbrocbro: Bet $19.00
superdonkk: Call $19.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $63.75 Rake $3.00
cbrocbro: wins $63.75

Another stupid one:

GAME #587184947: Texas Hold'em NL $0.25/$0.50 28-Jun-2007 21:36:58
Table Mandini
Seat 1: superdonkk ($58.45 in chips) DEALER
Seat 3: erwanrah ($20.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Sc00bz ($34.07 in chips)
Seat 6: fartpoker ($21.50 in chips)
Seat 8: infinitus ($80.55 in chips)
Seat 10: boxoffice12 ($30.60 in chips)
erwanrah: Post SB $0.25
Sc00bz: Post BB $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to boxoffice12 [H4 S4]
Dealt to superdonkk [HJ DJ]
fartpoker: Call $0.50
infinitus: Fold
boxoffice12: Call $0.50
superdonkk: Raise $3.00
erwanrah: Fold
Sc00bz: Call $2.50
fartpoker: Call $2.50
boxoffice12: Call $2.50
*** FLOP *** [C4 H8 S3]
Sc00bz: Bet $4.00
fartpoker: Fold
boxoffice12: Call $4.00
superdonkk: Raise $16.00
Sc00bz: Fold
boxoffice12: Allin $23.60
superdonkk: Call $11.60
*** TURN *** [C2]
*** RIVER *** [S7]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $68.45 Rake $3.00
boxoffice12: wins $68.45

There were like a million TPTK or TPGK hands that i had to let go or lost a medium pot with. I couldnt get anything going.

I think i'll move down to the 25 tables for a while because i already losing 5buy ins in the first 6150hands of NL$50.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby NorthView » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:38 am

No one in their right mind is going to read those HH's. Use the fucking converter.
Mon May 12, 2008 1:46 am
When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

Mon May 12, 2008 10:55 pm
Seriously, fuck poker.
==================================================================

[21:03] NorthViewBTP: mac is a fellow mexican
[21:03] Mekosking: yup
[21:03] NorthViewBTP: you should support your bro
[21:03] Mekosking: therefore hes a fat worthless tsr obv
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Postby AlexMR » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:19 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:05 pm

June 30th.

Today I went from -100 to +22. That means at its peak of the downswing I had lost 23 buy ins. A new personal record. Woot. I moved down to .10/.20NL until i make some baqck. The roll is still above 1K but i dont feel like playing in the 50s. Not until I get some of the losses at the lower tables.

1735hands. +22 plus bonus and rakeback in the order of 25.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby Tyrannic » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:36 pm

email support and ask for the doomswitch to be taken off...
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Postby AlexMR » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:50 pm

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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