I totally 100% ROFL when they think your email was at all serious.

I think you should write another letter to Richard strictly about the girl and her boobs, with no mention of poker at all. Your original email and his reply were extremely LOL.

Lee

Well fuck. I am getting pretty tired of reporting back with bad news, and I imagine you guys are getting tired of me doing so, but I can't book a winning session or two to save my life.

I managed to play 992 hands before I decided that punching myself in the testicles would be more fun than to continue enduring what I was.

I played a total of 10 pots where my opponent and I put in $200+ each.

I won 2 coinflips and 1 hand where I had a set vs. an overpair.
+$996.60

I lost 7 of the 10. The hands were as follows.

Got it all in on a 962 two diamond flop with KQ of diamonds. I was against AJ of diamonds.

T8 of diamons vs. AA no diamond on a KT7 two diamond flop. He holds.

QT vs. 99 on a Q92 flop in a blind battle.

A5 of spades vs. QTo on a Q764 two spade board. He holds.

AKs AIPF vs. KK. He holds.

AKo AIPF vs. QQ. He holds.

88 vs. AK all in on a 8KQJ board with no flush draw. He hits the 4 outter.

-$3582.75

I got dealt AA twice. Once in the BB and once in the SB. In the BB it folded to me. +$2
In the SB it folded to me and I raised. The BB folded. +$4.

My won$@SD for the session was below 41.

I've been reviewing sessions in PT. I've had a player I respect greatly look at my biggest losers lately. I am pretty sure I am still playing quite well (although near the ends of these sessions I can sometimes feel my play slipping, but thats when I turn off auto post blinds and click sit out next blind and end my session).

Stop playing flush draws...? They don't seem to be helpin ya too much...