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Postby JimmyJet » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:24 am

Dude, seriously, hound that retard until you have every cent he owns.

Utter, utter moron.
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:24 pm

lol

Full Tilt Poker Game #2752106510: Table Monroe (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:56:47 ET - 2007/06/23
Seat 1: akshawnd ($390)
Seat 2: HEREchpychpy ($341.80)
Seat 3: DiamondJoQuimby ($408)
Seat 4: Eagle314 ($819.60)
Seat 5: Fifty_outzz ($364)
Seat 6: hard2tel ($394)
DiamondJoQuimby posts the small blind of $2
Eagle314 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hard2tel [Kd] [Kh]
Fifty_outzz folds
Fifty_outzz adds $36
hard2tel raises to $14
akshawnd calls $14
HEREchpychpy calls $14
DiamondJoQuimby raises to $74
Eagle314 folds
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel calls $60
akshawnd raises to $390, and is all in
HEREchpychpy folds
DiamondJoQuimby raises to $408, and is all in
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel: lol
hard2tel calls $320, and is all in
DiamondJoQuimby shows [Ah] [Kc]
hard2tel shows [Kd] [Kh]
akshawnd shows [9h] [9c]
Uncalled bet of $14 returned to DiamondJoQuimby
*** FLOP *** [Ad] [9d] [Qc]
*** TURN *** [Ad] [9d] [Qc] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Ad] [9d] [Qc] [Qh] [7h]
DiamondJoQuimby shows two pair, Aces and Queens
hard2tel shows two pair, Kings and Queens
DiamondJoQuimby wins the side pot ($8) with two pair, Aces and Queens
akshawnd shows a full house, Nines full of Queens
akshawnd wins the main pot ($1,185) with a full house, Nines full of Queens
DiamondJoQuimby adds $378
hard2tel is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,196 Main pot $1,188. Side pot $8. | Rake $3
Board: [Ad 9d Qc Qh 7h]
Seat 1: akshawnd showed [9h 9c] and won ($1,185) with a full house, Nines full of Queens
Seat 2: HEREchpychpy (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DiamondJoQuimby (small blind) showed [Ah Kc] and won ($8) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 4: Eagle314 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Fifty_outzz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: hard2tel showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
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Postby hard2tel » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:31 am

Ok so the last week in a half or so my computers been fucked up...i havnt been able to play online, i havnt even been able to use the internet. meh.

I got a new monitor with better resolution so i could play more than 6 tables at a time ( ) but my video card was too shitty to handle it. So I went and bought a new video card. It turns out i bought the wrong kind accidently (PCI express when i had no port for it)..so i went back and bought another one. Turns out that one isnt good either...apparantly if it doesnt say it can support 2560x1600 resolution..it cant..no matter how expensive it is. I take that back and look for the right one. OBV all the good ones are PCI express..i need PCI. SO i had to order it online. I finally got it today and it seems to be working.

Anyway, my plan for the rest of this month is to play a shit ton and then take August off while i rent a house on some beach for a week or so and then maybe go to Turning Stone afterwords.

gogogo
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Postby Twelver » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:37 am

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby MecosKing » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:05 am

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby hard2tel » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:09 am

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:21 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Xaston » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:59 am

ROY IF YOU DONT COME TO TURNING STONE THIS TIME IM GONNA FLY DOWN TO AUSTRALIA AND KILL ALL THE KANGAROOS AND DINGOS AND ALLIGATORS AND OTHER MARSUPIALS.

Except the Koala bears cause they are so cute.

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AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:14 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:18 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Xaston » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:20 pm



I'm prolly gonna be absent the first few days, cause I'll be in Vegas with Kara and her parents.

August is always the biggest one, lots of sick good players likely to show. Could be a good thing or bad thing depending on why you're going.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:34 pm

ok yeah i'm DEFINITELY coming for at least a few days.
Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby Xaston » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:17 pm

Shamdonk is likely in too.

Roy you golf? Pretty sure Hard said he does, a little. Lots of golf courses at Turning Stone. One of which is actually hosting a PGA event I think shortly after we would be leaving.
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Postby GodlikeRoy » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:19 pm

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby hard2tel » Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:49 pm

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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